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re: First night out since getting married

Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:09 am to
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:09 am to
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17468 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:18 am to
No clue. I got a call at 4 30 asking where i was at and I told her we were leaving my buddies place to come home after being out all night. Hung up. Texted me not to come home.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33384 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:22 am to
Bet she called her black boyfriend over when she told you not to come home
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
46581 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:24 am to
So I am assuming u didn't tell her u would be coming home at about 5am
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:25 am to
Bigger question is how long have you been married.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43444 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:25 am to
Is Jort like 22 or something?
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
54660 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:25 am to
I love these fake story in game threads

The dedication is always impressive
Posted by SpanishFortTiger
Spanish Fort, Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
1662 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:26 am to
Just go home dude and navigate the bitching for a bit, take a nap, watch the game.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12908 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:26 am to
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This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 10:23 am
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17468 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:33 am to
I didn't know I had a curfew. 4 months into this marriage.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33049 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:35 am to
Post screenshots of the text
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:42 am to
Thanks for staying out all night

Your wife was a blast during the gang bang
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17191 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:43 am to
quote:

I didn't know I had a curfew.


You only have one if you allow her to give you one. If you allow it, it's on you.

She's testing you. And remind her that if she sets a curfew for you now, that it's a two way street and she can never have a girls trip or anything like that.
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:46 am to
Your a Tampa baw aren't you?

Mrs. Muice tried to pull that shite on me after a night at Lodge when we lived there. Unfortunately for you, you just let her set a precedent. Sux.
Posted by uptownsage
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2014
2156 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Gonna go home and wake up the wife...gently.


Here is a public service announcement for you: Women who are sleeping don't want to be woken up, especially if it's for sex. This is akin to waking a sleeping bear.
Posted by SHMILL
The foothills of CO
Member since Oct 2009
1053 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:53 am to
Enjoyed this thread thoroughly. Also wanted to say:

Better get a hold of that situation. Immediately.

And yes, it's a situation.

Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:54 am to
quote:

I didn't know I had a curfew. 4 months into this marriage.


4 months and this is your first night out?! Damn...talk about ruling with an iron fist. You're gonna have tons of fun in this wonderful marriage.

And she kicked you out bc you were out till 4:30 in the morning with your buddies? Even if you had gone to a strip club..big fricking deal. You come home to her, right? She doesn't trust you and yet she married you? Holy shite, dude...I'm a chick and even I say run for your life.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:55 am to
quote:

got the don't come home text. She's probably getting the D from the poolboy...


Dude, grow up.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12908 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:57 am to
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This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 10:23 am
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16055 posts
Posted on 10/1/16 at 8:58 am to
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They're frozen, pre-made crap. Not like they used to be where they were hand battered at restaurant. Pass on them.

Thanks Will Cover . knew it was to good to be true
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