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First Cat In The World Is Fitted With Four Bionic Paws

Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:16 am
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14575 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:16 am
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“The limbs have fully connected with the skin and bone. The part of the limb that goes inside the body is spongy, the bone tissue grows inside it," he continued.


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A cat in Russia who lost all his limbs due to frostbite is believed to be the first in the world to receive a set of four bionic paws. Ryzhik is now re-learning to walk after being fitted with the specially made titanium implants.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:17 am to
Wait I’m confused...is the cat a tranny or not?
Posted by geauxtigers810
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2004
588 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:18 am to
How old is this cat!?!?
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:18 am to
I laughed at this for a solid minute....
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14575 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:19 am to
Disappointed?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:22 am to
"damn it Nicholai, I said sex bot, not pussy bot!"

- Putin
Posted by TigerWoodlands
The Woodlands
Member since Dec 2008
1216 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:24 am to
This is the first cat in the world!

He looks pretty good for his age.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:25 am to
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
13205 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:26 am to
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How old is this cat!?!?

thousands of years, easily
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:34 am to
Pussy is undefeated.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7542 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:46 am to
I bet he can make some mean biscuits now.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35541 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:47 am to
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How old is this cat!?!?


Well, it's the first cat in the world. So, pretty old.

Eta: I see I was beaten to this, of course.
This post was edited on 1/17/20 at 7:48 am
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7578 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:53 am to
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic cat. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23557 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:55 am to
I wonder if you can hear the Six Million Dollar Man sound effect when it jumps up on the table.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26128 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 7:56 am to
There are people starving in the world and this is what money is spent on.

They should of shot the cat and made a stew out of it.

Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/17/20 at 8:02 am to
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13980 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 8:03 am to
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There are people starving in the world and this is what money is spent on


You want to volunteer to be the first one they try this on?
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 8:03 am to
What’s next? A.I. pussies?
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16891 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 8:05 am to
wth.

those look like Mr. Potato head feet.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26128 posts
Posted on 1/17/20 at 8:09 am to
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You want to volunteer to be the first one they try this on?


I think our human testing is well beyond cat testing for fake limbs
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