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re: Finding a toilet when you think you can’t make it…
Posted on 3/4/26 at 1:28 pm to Wildcat98USA
Posted on 3/4/26 at 1:28 pm to Wildcat98USA
Hotels have the best. In the afternoon, no one is using the lobby toilets. Super clean.
I learned this traveling for work.
I learned this traveling for work.
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Posted on 3/4/26 at 1:34 pm to Wildcat98USA
Go to a Marriott (Courtyard, Springhill Suites, etc.) and use the lobby bathroom.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 2:34 pm to Wildcat98USA
A rogue Johnny On The Spot has saved me a few times.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 2:51 pm to Wildcat98USA
This brings up an interesting question and its a conversation I once had. Is there certain places that when you go into, you instantly have to go to the bathroom? CVS for me.. And I don't really go into CVS much at all, but something about the way they smell.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:09 pm to Wildcat98USA
According to some stranger I read about somewhere, sharting is no picnic, either. Also, despite their name, are any of you actually no longer welcome at any state line highway restrooms?
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:29 pm to Napoleon
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I used to know where the best toilets were.
When you got to go you got to go.
the best toilet is an unoccupied toilet when you gotta go
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:30 pm to BottomlandBrew
I keep wet ones
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:40 pm to Wildcat98USA
Buccees has nice clean terletts.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:45 pm to Wildcat98USA
This was my life for 33 years until I discovered gluten. When I was 14 I shite my pants three feet from a toilet. Fun stuff. For the longest time, if we were traveling more than ten minutes from home, I would not eat anything.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:50 pm to Tempratt
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Buccees has nice clean terletts.
good luck driving thru parking lot about to shite your pants!
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:54 pm to Wildcat98USA
Legit top 5 feeling there is. I came close last week as well.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:55 pm to auzach91
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Legit top 5 feeling
I'd say it ranks as number 2
Posted on 3/4/26 at 3:58 pm to OweO
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This brings up an interesting question and its a conversation I once had. Is there certain places that when you go into, you instantly have to go to the bathroom? CVS for me.. And I don't really go into CVS much at all, but something about the way they smell.
Used to happen to my wife at K&B. Uncanny...
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:06 pm to Wildcat98USA
It wasn't fun when I was trucking. Try to find a place to pull over that can accommodate 65 ft and 13 6 
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:13 pm to BottomlandBrew
Box of baby wipes behind the seat for me.
Have turned into the parking lot where I keep my boat on two wheels many times with belt unbuckled. Always made it to my gunnel for sweet relief.
Have turned into the parking lot where I keep my boat on two wheels many times with belt unbuckled. Always made it to my gunnel for sweet relief.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:16 pm to Wildcat98USA
I was on a date, not the first date but certainly not 10 dates in, went to dinner and walked on the lake front. Hit me like a fricking dump truck. I had to shite in a porta can out there and as you can imagine it was awful. Standing in an inch of unknown fluid, almost pitch black, no paper. I had to wipe my arse best I could with cardboard roll. Needless to say we gtfo of there and I got laughed at all the way home.
Ended up marrying her though.
Ended up marrying her though.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:19 pm to jaytothen
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Always stop and go in a hotel lobby on road trips.
Never gone in the lobby but Hilton properties generally have good public restrooms.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 4:25 pm to Wildcat98USA
I have taken shits off the side of the road in the woods. Behind a rural church. Behind dumpsters at convenience stores. In buckets on boats. On the shoulder of a backroad. And many other undignified places. Don’t even care. Actually have shite in my pants driving trying to get home and I will never do that again. I can fight it about 5 minutes and if I am even slightly questioning whether I can find a facility before there is no going back, I will make a spot wherever I might be.
Posted on 3/4/26 at 5:41 pm to Dirk Dawgler
Yep, I once shot in a crowded hotel parking lot. Pulled up and had to shite so bad… I knew I had about 30 seconds once I stood up. Drove to the back of the lot and shite. My kids were horrified. I explained it’s better than in my pants.
One time I had to shite horribly bad. Made it home, race-clinch walked and got to the bathroom. Flipped the seat up, yanked my pants and sat all in one fluid graceful motion. Except the lid bounced back down, so I landed on the lid as I shot liquid shite out my arse. Spent a while cleaning it up. Was hilarious and disgusting. Two days later my wife “I think there’s shite on the wall” me “that’s weird”
One time I had to shite horribly bad. Made it home, race-clinch walked and got to the bathroom. Flipped the seat up, yanked my pants and sat all in one fluid graceful motion. Except the lid bounced back down, so I landed on the lid as I shot liquid shite out my arse. Spent a while cleaning it up. Was hilarious and disgusting. Two days later my wife “I think there’s shite on the wall” me “that’s weird”
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