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re: Fight Club: Fight a historical figure
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:56 am to TheHarahanian
Posted on 1/19/18 at 9:56 am to TheHarahanian
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I don’t know that anybody should pick Abe. I think a young Lincoln would whip a lot of arse.
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WHy choose someone easy like FDR or Ghandi. I want a challenge
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:03 am to X123F45
I would gladly engage in nude hammock wrestling with 1970s Lynda Carter. Hell, I'd even let her win.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:03 am to X123F45
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He was 78in tall when the average height was 65.
Dude was supposedly freakishly strong too.
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"No little of Lincoln's influence with the men of New Salem can be attributed to his extraordinary feats of strength. By an arrangement of ropes and straps, harnessed about his hips, he was enabled one day at the mill to astonish a crowd of village celebrities by lifting a box of stones weighing near a thousand pounds." (Interrupting Herndon's account again, on page 154 of Ward H. Lamon's "The Life of Lincoln", one reads "Lincoln has often been seen in the old mill on the river bank to lift a box of stones weighing from one thousand to twelve hundred pounds."
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:05 am to HogX
Aureilus Maximus
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:06 am to HogX
Danny Devito for a warm-up, then Helen Keller for the main event
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:06 am to X123F45
I would smash Robespierre's face in the frog dust.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:10 am to X123F45
Genghis Khan and Alexander the Great in a Texas death match
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:11 am to X123F45
Trump
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:12 am to X123F45
Surprised no one has mentioned Bin Laden
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:15 am to X123F45
Maybe not a historical figure, but whoever designed the I-10/I-110 interchange at the base of the Mississippi River Bridge in Baton Rouge. Then I would follow up that fight with every single mother fricker who thought that was a good design and approved it as designed.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:22 am to X123F45
John Wilkes Booth
In a Jim Bowie Death Match or Texas Bullrope Match his choice.
In a Jim Bowie Death Match or Texas Bullrope Match his choice.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:25 am to Displaced
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FDR.
Would probably be a lame fight though.
Not if it's FDR: American Badass in the Delano 2000 wheelchair.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:30 am to X123F45
William Howard Taft
Fat piece of shite
Fat piece of shite
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:50 am to X123F45
I'd frick up Black Jack Johnson for banging all the white women.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:01 am to PhifeDogg
Paris
Whip his arse and take Helen of Troy for myself.
Whip his arse and take Helen of Troy for myself.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:19 am to X123F45
While she's not dead, I'd like to square off with Yoko Ono and curb stomp here.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:21 am to X123F45
All the Kennedy's, especially Maria
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:35 am to X123F45
Don Corleone. And it would be brutal.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:36 am to X123F45
James Madison.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:41 am to HogX
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By an arrangement of ropes and straps, harnessed about his hips, he was enabled one day at the mill to astonish a crowd of village celebrities by lifting a box of stones weighing near a thousand pounds.
If it was secured to his hips and forearms, that's basically a leg press. And 1k ain't shite.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 11:42 am
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