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re: Females? We're not all that easy.

Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:36 pm to
You must want an ugly/fat girl.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32905 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:36 pm to
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Easiest way to get updoots on the OT.. just mention how millenials are bad

I mean, he is complaining that hot, dumb chicks put out....

His entire outlook on life is flawed.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
8668 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:36 pm to
Who complains about women giving away the pussy? You’re fig, baw
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21131 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:37 pm to
Dated a girl who was married in an open relationship (mainly because she can not stop cheating on him, pussy went with open marriage because of the kids). Bitch just loved getting fricked, funny thing was her old man was a Liberal Vegan and all the dudes fricking her were bearded, tatted Trump Supporters.

Any who, she would lie to me about being pregnant and miscarried, then lied about having cancer, then lie about being raped, then lie about being molested as a kid. Every time I called her out on her lie she would just throw the pussy at me. After doing some researching, that's when I found out about her little head games and how'd she would use sympathy to keep guys around to get the dick when she wanted it.

You do not want chicks who play head games.

eta: In the end I thought it was really fricked up so I dragged her best friend into it and her family because she was fricking up a lot of guys in the head games and secrets. Figured if she got exposed to the world then her loved ones would get her some mental help. No reason for a mother of 2 to act that way.
This post was edited on 11/21/17 at 12:40 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70266 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:39 pm to
"Hi sweetie, so before you get mad, I broke the TV today doing some stupid girl shite, so can I tell you a riddle I heard at work today to make you feel better? After that, I want to play a song I wrote you on my ukelele."


















Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
25999 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 12:53 pm to
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Where do I find women that will try to intrigue me by getting in my head with something brilliant, something really sharp and witty, or fricking anything besides pussy? As a whole, do they not have much depth and just as shallow as they appear?


NEWSFLASH: The good ones aren't attracted to you.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
55423 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:16 pm to
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Where do I find women that will try to intrigue me by getting in my head with something brilliant, something really sharp and witty, or fricking anything besides pussy?


It sounds like you view dating as a chess match and are more interested in a challenge than you are an actual relationship. Keep this up and you'll find yourself engaged to a chick that's banging your best man the day of your wedding.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71198 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:16 pm to
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And my range is wide, with lots of variety.


Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
23664 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:17 pm to
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Where do I find women that will try to intrigue me by getting in my head with something brilliant, something really sharp and witty, or fricking anything besides pussy?


Gay
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39338 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:20 pm to
There’s a reason women weren’t allowed to vote or hold any job for a very long time, OP.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5833 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:20 pm to
Gotta find the OT unicorn. Average looking in high school but blossom in college in to solid ot 7-8. So that way they forced to actually define themselves on things besides their looks
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6186 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:23 pm to
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I mean, he is complaining that hot, dumb chicks put out....

His entire outlook on life is flawed.


Yeah, I can agree with this. Just don't throw us all into the gay basket with him. I like the easy women.
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:24 pm to
I like pussy.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
25294 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:32 pm to
My wife doesn't always throw pussy at me, but when she does I don't complain like some god damn queer...
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71198 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:32 pm to
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My wife doesn't always throw pussy at me, but when she does I don't complain like some god damn queer...


Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
1420 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:34 pm to
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There’s a reason women weren’t allowed to vote or hold any job for a very long time, OP.
Yessum.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
25400 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 1:48 pm to
U one ugly dude aren't u?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70266 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 2:35 pm to
Right now your girlfriend is on the internet bitching about how her boyfriend thinks sex is the answer to everything because it seems to be the only thing that satiates his malaise, and she wishes you would see her for who she really is.
Posted by GarnetStrand
Myrtle Beach
Member since Sep 2016
1189 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 2:46 pm to
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I'm finding it harder and harder to find females that have more than a couple of tools in their war chest when it comes to the mating game.




Posted by Mr. Shake
The Sickbed of Cuchulainn
Member since Dec 2009
817 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 3:11 pm to
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Where do I find women that will try to intrigue me by getting in my head with something brilliant, something really sharp and witty, or fricking anything besides pussy?


Looks/body are all they have, and they have to use it to their advantage as much as possible before they hit the wall.
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