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re: Fellas, Date a Woman With Her Own Place
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:05 am to metalfacedterrorist
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:05 am to metalfacedterrorist
Easy frick em both
But don't cuddle
But don't cuddle
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:08 am to metalfacedterrorist
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She’s got a goddamn dog that she seldom ever leaves overnight. Therefore, we’re always shacking up at her place.
Why not offer to let the dog stay at your place, dumbass?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:09 am to metalfacedterrorist
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There rooms are directly next to each other and she claims that the walls are paper thin.
Complete lie
This means her roommate wouldn't want to bang you. If she did she would frick your brains out so her roomie could hear it.
Her roomie thinks you are a loser and actively tells her to get rid of you.
Women mark their terrority like animals and you just aren't worth the effort to her.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:26 am to MrLarson
In college I dated a girl who would scream, "let those bulldogs loose", whenever she was getting off. It annoyed me and her roommates hated her for it. I could see the OP's girl not wanting to have her roommates hear her.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:36 am to MrLarson
stupendous 
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:45 am to metalfacedterrorist
extraordinarily obvious fix: why didn't you finish in the shower?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:46 am to BayouCatFan
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"let those bulldogs loose"
what the frick?! I would have died laughing every time she did thatPosted on 12/11/18 at 12:49 am to Masterag
I did laugh the first time, but after that it got to be annoying.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:52 am to BayouCatFan
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I did laugh the first time, but after that it got to be annoying.
that's seriously some of the funniest shite i've ever heard, man. did you find out why she said that phrase in particular?
you could do a stand up routine centered around this
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:56 am to metalfacedterrorist
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She has a dog that she is obsessed with. My place has a strict no-pet policy. Ergo, I usually don't have the option to bring her home. The thing sheds constantly so I'm cool with keeping the dog at her place, but it makes nights like this more frequent than I'd prefer.
Sure would be said if the dog had an unfortunate accident
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:58 am to Masterag
Every other woman I have been with I think of sports as we are going at it in order to last longer. I make it a rule to never think about sex. For example, I will go over the lineup for the 86 Dodgers.
With her I eventually only thought about sex so that I would get mine as fast as possible. It was basically a race to the finish.
She was a Georgia fan was why she screamed it. Her poor roommates. Think about how pissed you would be if sound asleep at 2 am and your get woken up to,"lettttt thoooosssseeee bulllldooogggs loooooseee!!!!!"
That wasn't even my weirdest sexual experience. I once went home with a woman who shows me her new tattoo on her foot. Its a penis cumming on a cherry. She told me her son helped her pick it out. I was a bit freaked out, but she had huge fake tits so I ignored my misgivings and enjoyed myself.
With her I eventually only thought about sex so that I would get mine as fast as possible. It was basically a race to the finish.
She was a Georgia fan was why she screamed it. Her poor roommates. Think about how pissed you would be if sound asleep at 2 am and your get woken up to,"lettttt thoooosssseeee bulllldooogggs loooooseee!!!!!"
That wasn't even my weirdest sexual experience. I once went home with a woman who shows me her new tattoo on her foot. Its a penis cumming on a cherry. She told me her son helped her pick it out. I was a bit freaked out, but she had huge fake tits so I ignored my misgivings and enjoyed myself.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 1:10 am
Posted on 12/11/18 at 4:37 am to BayouCatFan
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Every other woman I have been with I think of sports as we are going at it in order to last longer. I make it a rule to never think about sex. For example, I will go over the lineup for the 86 Dodgers.
With her I eventually only thought about sex so that I would get mine as fast as possible. It was basically a race to the finish.
She was a Georgia fan was why she screamed it. Her poor roommates. Think about how pissed you would be if sound asleep at 2 am and your get woken up to,"lettttt thoooosssseeee bulllldooogggs loooooseee!!!!!"
That wasn't even my weirdest sexual experience. I once went home with a woman who shows me her new tattoo on her foot. Its a penis cumming on a cherry. She told me her son helped her pick it out. I was a bit freaked out, but she had huge fake tits so I ignored my misgivings and enjoyed myself.
All of this is fricking hilarious. You definitely need to do a stand up night. I’d watch that shite.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 4:37 am
Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:16 am to metalfacedterrorist
That's why I only date married women whose husbands are cucks.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:20 am to metalfacedterrorist
This really happened...
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:16 am to cajuntiger1010
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Women are extremely jealous of eachother. if a woman knows her roommate is about to be dicked down they will go to extraordinary measures to cockblock
Bang the gal well enough a few times and the roommate will want a turn.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:28 am to metalfacedterrorist
I always go to her place and I date women outside of town so I can keep 2 going at the same time.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:50 am to metalfacedterrorist
Well did you invite her roommate to join?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:30 am to BayouCatFan
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In college I dated a girl who would scream, "let those bulldogs loose", whenever she was getting off. It annoyed me and her roommates hated her for it. I could see the OP's girl not wanting to have her roommates hear her.
This is why you should have sex before marriage.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:00 am to cajuntiger1010
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if a woman knows her roommate is about to be dicked down they will go to extraordinary measures to cockblock
had just the opposite while at LSU, had a steady standby emergency chick that didn't matter when I called or stopped by, I don't think she would have cared if there was a confessional in the other room, she was dtf, her roommate was quite the horndog too, one night we were going at it and her roommie came in and asked if she could join in, she had been in a dry spell so to speak
nb4: dear penthouse, blah, blah, blah
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:50 am to metalfacedterrorist
Sounds like she just wanted an excuse not to let you take her to pound town.
I never once had this problem in college. Freshman year I’d go to a girl’s dorm and it was basically an understood agreement as the roommate would leave without any questions.
I never once had this problem in college. Freshman year I’d go to a girl’s dorm and it was basically an understood agreement as the roommate would leave without any questions.
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