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re: Feds seal Alton Sterling autopsy results

Posted on 8/2/16 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by TickledTiger
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by Sisyphus
Member since Feb 2014
2011 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 4:44 pm to
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i was just thinking "what a waste of a nice pair of funbags"


According to a quick search that is the actress that played Lisa Wilkes on Fresh Prince.
Posted by AwesomeSauce
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by Creamer
louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:23 pm to
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Who actually still buys CDs in 2016? Who listens to them? Let me dig up my walkman from the attic and jam that latest fire track Alton was slinging on N. Foster.


I'm surprised more people didn't point out absurdity of this. My primary issue with the selling cd's story was that he was doing it at 1 am on Tuesday morning. Anyone who buys this story is a dumbass.
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:36 pm to
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My primary issue with the selling cd's story was that he was doing it at 1 am on Tuesday morning. Anyone who buys this story is a dumbass.



Did they find any drugs on his body? Large amount of bills?
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:53 pm to
Is that not Lisa from Fresh Prince??



Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 5:56 pm to
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I'm going to go with blood loss/cardiac arrest due to gun shot wound.



Lead poisoning.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 6:01 pm to
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I'm surprised more people didn't point out absurdity of this. My primary issue with the selling cd's story was that he was doing it at 1 am on Tuesday morning. Anyone who buys this story is a dumbass.


To be fair, it was the night of the 4th of July. Everybody out drinkin and it was basically a Friday night in the hood. Alton obviously took a few marketing and economics classes to seize the opportunity in a capitalistic society to better his life by working hard for his earnings.
Posted by BigSquirrel
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 6:41 pm to
That bathtowel on her head is making my wiener move.

But for real, Anonymous, your move.
Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
74134 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 7:07 pm to
wow 700k raised and they stopped it.. might have reached a million.

his family is quite provided for
Posted by Superior Pariah
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 7:33 pm to
Alton-ssesed
Posted by Redbone
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:11 pm to
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Alton obviously took a few marketing and economics classes to seize the opportunity in a capitalistic society to better his life by working hard for his earnings.

He should have taken some classes on how to deal with LEO.
Posted by potent357
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:28 pm to
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wow 700k raised and they stopped it.. might have reached a million. his family is quite provided for


Assuming (1) everyone pays what they pledged and (2) it goes where it is supposed to
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13717 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:28 pm to
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I'm going to go with blood loss/cardiac arrest due to gun shot wound. Does anything else really matter?


Because he was high, high, high?
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