re: Favorite quotes by your father: What are yours?

In life you get the chicken or the feathers

Hopping around like a cut dog at a fricking contest

Hindsight is 20/20. Busier than a one-armed paper hanger. Always do the right thing, even though no one notices.

"What's right is not always legal and what's legal is not always right."

"Go ask your mother."

"What did I tell you about that rooster?" This comes from an earlier saying that that referred him saying "If I tell you that a rooster can pull a freight train, you better hook his arse up." Basically his way of telling me that he would not steer me in the wrong direction.

"The greatest ability that you will ever have in life is availability."

"Big words are often used only to impress stupid people. Explain things to others in a way in which you know they can understand."

Women’s flaws don’t get better with age, they get worse, and if things aren’t working out at 18 they’re going to be amplified at 28. Find someone you’re truly compatible with

“At ease”

If you’re not gonna use your head you might as well have two assholes

I’d rather be lucky than good

Don’t read your press clippings (staying humble in baseball was the point)

1. All snakes are either rattlesnakes or cobras.
2. Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one and they all stink.
3. With stress, it is better to give than to receive.
4. You stand for the National Anthem and Dixie. You kneel for the cross.

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Women’s flaws don’t get better with age, they get worse, and if things aren’t working out at 18 they’re going to be amplified at 28.

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So true.

“Never trust a fart, never waste a boner”