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Posted on 7/20/21 at 4:03 pm to CAD703X
"My dick hurts over here, Maw."
Posted on 7/20/21 at 4:07 pm to CAD703X
You gotta eat, Beb.
Don’t let the guepe get you!
Sha, mon dieu!
Don’t let the guepe get you!
Sha, mon dieu!
Posted on 7/20/21 at 4:11 pm to CAD703X
sharp as a bowling ball.
Not my grandparents, but I have heard my uncle use that one.
Not my grandparents, but I have heard my uncle use that one.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 4:24 pm to CAD703X
"skittish as a porcupine in a balloon factory"...
"he could tear up a railroad spike"...
“You look rode hard and put up wet”...
“He's drunker n' Cooter Brown”...
“That thing is all catawampus”...
"Bless Your Heart"...
"he could tear up a railroad spike"...
“You look rode hard and put up wet”...
“He's drunker n' Cooter Brown”...
“That thing is all catawampus”...
"Bless Your Heart"...
Posted on 7/20/21 at 4:33 pm to CAD703X
My grandpa would always randomly yell Jumpin Jehoshaphat whenever it was quiet in the house and I thought it was the most hilarious thig ever.
May he RIP.
May he RIP.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 4:53 pm to CAD703X
“Son, you could tear up a steel anvil with a glass hammer.”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 5:07 pm to CAD703X
Grandpa talking about someone he didn’t like:
“I wouldn’t piss down his throat if his guts were on fire.”
“I wouldn’t piss down his throat if his guts were on fire.”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 5:15 pm to CAD703X
Don't make me treat you like my granddaddy treated your granddaddy, Boy!!
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 5:24 pm
Posted on 7/20/21 at 5:27 pm to CAD703X
My grandmother would say
"Well.. kiss my arse Miss Lucy." or
"Kiss my arse and bark at the spot."
For some reason she didn't like Terry Bradshaw and everytime he came on tv she would say " You stupid fool."
"Well.. kiss my arse Miss Lucy." or
"Kiss my arse and bark at the spot."
For some reason she didn't like Terry Bradshaw and everytime he came on tv she would say " You stupid fool."
Posted on 7/20/21 at 6:32 pm to CAD703X
"Youth is wasted on the young"
"I wonder what the poor people are doing"
"Get me a scotch"
"I wonder what the poor people are doing"
"Get me a scotch"
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 6:35 pm
Posted on 7/20/21 at 6:36 pm to CAD703X
"Look here, see! Go mow the lawn or you'll go to bed without supper, see!"
Posted on 7/20/21 at 6:45 pm to BCBAMA
quote:
"Son, you could tear up a steel anvil with a glass hammer.”
My Grandpa would say rubber hammer.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 6:51 pm to CAD703X
You can decide if you want to make a living with a strong mind or a strong back.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 6:52 pm to mytigger
Not a grandparent but my dad said once about my brother and mother after breaking down and I quote “ your mother and brother could frick up a free meal”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 6:54 pm to LSUtoBOOT
quote:
Colder than a witches tit
And a well diggers arse.
In Idaho (my Dad would add)
Colder than a witches tit
And a well diggers arse.
In Idaho (my Dad would add)
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:16 pm to CAD703X
"If she'll smoke, she'll poke." 60% of the time, it works every time.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:18 pm to kingfish2000
“It’s raining like a horse pissing on a flat rock!”
Posted on 7/20/21 at 7:30 pm to CAD703X
Grandpa was in the navy and truck driver, he had more than a few sayings. Couple of my favorites…
Smooth move ex-lax
Finer than a frog hair split three ways
Smooth move ex-lax
Finer than a frog hair split three ways
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