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Favorite Expressions and Why...

Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:08 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
23091 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:08 pm
Just old maxims that stick out and you find yourself saying from time to time...

Mine has always been "Just keep walking through the rain drops.." It was something my Grandad would say. Not sure if he meant just keep trudging forwards when times are hard or slide through them sideways, but both meanings are fair enough.

Got any good ones?
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
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Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:10 pm to
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
29815 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:11 pm to
“You’re smartest retard in special ed, but you’re still a fricking retard” seems to work well here


Or “it is better to appear stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt”

Either will work to be honest
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150398 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:11 pm to
"He's looking at him like a bull at a bastard calf."

One of my relatives said it a lot







I don't know what it means
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
4123 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:11 pm to
When the obvious answer is yes, “Is there a mustache in Mexico”?
Or “Everything is chicken, but the gravy”…
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
11918 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:16 pm to
People in glass houses sink ships

A penny saved is worth two in the bush
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
23091 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:23 pm to
quote:


"He's looking at him like a bull at a bastard calf."

One of my relatives said it a lot







I don't know what it means


More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

More excited than a puppy with two peters.

Posted by Friendly Satan
Member since Nov 2024
569 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:25 pm to
“The early bird gets the bush.”

Because of Porky’s, I grew up thinking this was a thing and even used it in conversation, ha.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15285 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:29 pm to
It's far better to admit that you walked through the wrong door, than it is to stay in the wrong room
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4271 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:29 pm to
That’ll go over like a turd in a punch bowl.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11498 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Favorite Expressions and Why...


This is my favorite:





Why? It’s guttural and brave and honest.
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
2304 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:32 pm to
Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
55770 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:34 pm to
A wise man once said……nothing!
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
150398 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

Grinder
you must be popular on the soccer board
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67893 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:35 pm to
Lord loves a workin' man
don't trust whitey
see a doctor and get rid of it.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
31819 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:38 pm to


Why?

Because I love LSU!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117455 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:49 pm to
Its hotter than two rats fricking in a wool sock in the middle of a pepper patch.

I don't know if this is an expression, but a dude I know.. Anytime someone comes out the bathroom he will ask "everything come out aight?". He will do it to people he doesn't even know well and it always catches them off guard..

One time we had gone to the movies.. This was years ago. I forget the exact situation, but there was a lady coming out of the women's bathroom. There wasn't a lot of people around and he just up and asks her "everything come out aight?"..She walked several steps as if she was ignoring him and then she turned around and told him how inappropriate he was and that if she ever heard her son ask that to someone he doesn't know.. She was all like "well let me correct myself, my son knows better. I don't remember her exact words, but she was absolutely pissed. And when she was finished he told her "Yes ma'am. You have yourself a wonderful night". We were young and dumb at the time so it was funny. But man was she pissed. More pissed than I would have ever thought someone would get from being asked that question.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29907 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:52 pm to
“Not my circus, not my monkeys.”
Posted by Ppro
natchez
Member since Dec 2013
442 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:54 pm to
This is f@cked up more than a soup sandwich
Boy it looks like you are trying to push a boat with a rope
I’m busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5002 posts
Posted on 5/5/25 at 9:54 pm to
Old fart I work with told me: "You should never rassle a pig. You'll get covered in shite, and the pig will enjoy it."

Come to think of it, I'm pretty much an old fart myself. Which reminds ms: "Get Off My Lawn!"
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