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re: Fat people orders at restaurants

Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:29 pm to
If you're talking into a speaker, it's a fat person order.
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6845 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:32 pm to
I order a plain burger and add ketchup or mayo. I’m willing to bet I’m in better shape than you.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:32 pm to
Fat people who eat about 5 baskets of cheese biscuits at Red Lobster and then hammer the Ultimate Feast.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:35 pm to
Has the Bloomin Onion been mentioned?

All fat people order fattening appetizers like a blooming Onion
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34861 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:36 pm to
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but to limit your entire entre choice to just meat and cheese is ridiculous


This is literally the opposite of a fat person order at a restaurant dumbass.

Hey frickface downvoter, please tell me of anyone you know who got fat off of a meat and cheese diet. Idiot.
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 8:41 pm
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:37 pm to
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Home grown homie
Oh. Well in that case, carry on...


But yeah, homegrown veggies are night and day difference than that bullshite you buy in the stores. Especially when it comes to tomatoes.

Also, I have a little personal roasting machine and roast my own coffee from time to time. Same thing. Night and day difference in a cup of coffee.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59253 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

please tell me of anyone you know who got fat off of a meat and cheese diet. Idiot.

only fats have to resort to these fad diets
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
86474 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:42 pm to
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Stop trying to turn my burger into a salad. If I'm eating a half lb of ground beef I don't GAF about the calorie content


Well if you are eating just a normal burger, the bun is the worst part for you.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:44 pm to
EXACTLY. The bun itself is probably about 300 calories, 60g of carbs, and about 50g of sugar.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72421 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Has the Bloomin Onion been mentioned?

All fat people order fattening appetizers like a blooming Onion



I have to wonder if some of you people have never heard of the word “moderation”. It’s like you think if you take a few bites of something it will magically make you fat. It’s ok to occasionally enjoy something like a blooming onion (although not all of it) so long as you practice moderation.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33279 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:44 pm to
Oh look! An a-hole!
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34861 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:45 pm to
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only fats have to resort to these fad diets


frick off moron. It's literally the oldest diet one can imagine. I eat mostly this way and have never been fat. Want to compare stats douchelick?
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
86474 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:45 pm to
I make ground meat bowls at home all the time. Just brown some meet and add cheese and veggies eat it in a bowl. fricking delicious.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33279 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:46 pm to
Who the frick eats at Red Lobster?!?!

Trash
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:47 pm to
Pan fry some fajita veggie mix in a little olive oil and add that too.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59253 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 8:50 pm to
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I eat mostly this way and have never been fat.
mhmmmm
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3599 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:08 pm to
"Ooh. Let's grab Starbucks. I have a MAJOR caffeine addiction and LOVE coffee. Yes, I'll take the venti white chocolate raspberry cookie dough frappuccino with whip and two lemon bars!"
Posted by MeTarzanYouInsane
Lower Bucks
Member since Sep 2013
567 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:31 pm to
I don’t know about fat peoples orders but one time when I waited tables at Ninfa’s, some guy came in solo. He was a big guy but I don’t remember thinking he was super obese or anything. He knocked down an appetizer, every bit of a 3 enchilada platter which had to weigh in at 2-3 pounds when you count rice and beans, a fried ice cream dessert and 4 or 5 TQ sunrises and not miss a beat. Bill was about a hundo and this was in the mid 90’s. To this day I’ve never seen a human consume so much food so effortlessly in my life.
Posted by extremetigerfanatic
Member since Oct 2003
5852 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:36 pm to
A true fatty would leave Ninfa’s and then knockdown a Big Mac meal on the way home
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22510 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:38 pm to
My best fat guy order is usually a Mushroom Swiss Burger, Chicken Tenders with Honey Mustard, Large jalapeno chili cheese fries, followed by ice cream, and washed down with...yes...a Diet Coke.


I once went to Cheeburger Cheeburger and ate the 20 oz burger loaded down, large chili cheese fries, and one of their ridiculously thick and caloric milkshakes. Probably a 10,000 calorie meal without missing a beat.


Been eating a lot of salads lately though...
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