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Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:19 am to Athis
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I walked into my bosses office and she must nave just farted... It was one of those big sour skunk like diarrhea farts... The kind that makes your nose hair go stiff.. I was like the Simpson's grandpa turn around and leave...
How did she react when you walked into her fart cloud?
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:20 am to Slippy
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Three women and me, and of course they all probably thought I did it. I didn't
One of them knew you didn't do it.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:21 am to Slippy
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Women always get a pass on passing gas.
Do they? It seems like people are especially hard on them and laugh at them the most when they do it.
This post was edited on 7/31/25 at 11:23 am
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:22 am to Byrdybyrd05
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A few years ago I dropped my son off to school where the teachers open the door for kids to get out. As we pulled up, my son lets out a bad horrible fart before the teacher opens the door. He laughed as he got out and the teacher gave me a bad look as I drove off.
Your son is your alpha.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 11:38 am to cbree88
She acted like she see didn't me.. the smell was right as I walked in so it was a quick turn around for me..
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:07 pm to Athis
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She acted like she see didn't me.. the smell was right as I walked in so it was a quick turn around for me.
Sounds like the kind of woman who would fart before getting off the elevator.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:30 pm to Slippy
Boston on vacation, in a elevator with midgets standing behind me. It was wrong, not proud of myself.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:43 pm to Slippy
Best or I guess the worst thing to say when you let out a silent fart on an elevator:
“Anyone else smell smoke?”
“Anyone else smell smoke?”
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:43 pm to Slippy
Slippy, you sure you didn't let one "slip" out?
Posted on 7/31/25 at 12:44 pm to i am dan
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They don't poot. They toot
They don't toot. They queef.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 3:02 pm to Slippy
If it smelled like bubble gum, it was one of the women…..if it stunk, it was you.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 3:15 pm to Slippy
…and that’s when you say out loud “does anyone else smell popcorn?”
Inevitably, everyone will react and take in a huge whiff.
Inevitably, everyone will react and take in a huge whiff.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 3:52 pm to Slippy
Same as with airplanes. The fatties always gets the unspoken blame and stinkeye.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 3:57 pm to msap9020
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Her mom wouldn't let her say fart because it was unladylike but she could say faat or fot.
Das a pootknocka der, cha.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:14 pm to Slippy
So you should have called her fat balding arse out. frick THAT. If that fat fricking retard can't hold her a-hole closed for the 30 second elevator ride, then she needs to be dealt with.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 4:59 pm to MorbidTheClown
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a new song by Weird AL ?
in response to
Love in an Elevator?
Fart on the Elevator
Stinkin it up when I'm goin' down
Fart on the Elevator
Stinkin it up till I hit the ground
Jackie's in the elevator
Farted near second floor
She said 'you going to smell that later
And when I did I hit the floor.'
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:02 pm to CrappyPants
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So you should have called her fat balding arse out. frick THAT. If that fat fricking retard can't hold her a-hole closed for the 30 second elevator ride, then she needs to be dealt with.
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CrappyPants
You're rather offended for a feller that shits his pants.
Posted on 7/31/25 at 5:02 pm to Slippy
Dont fart everyone. It's gross.
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