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re: Explain to me why peeing in the ocean feels wrong.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 10:53 pm to BK Lounge
Posted on 9/1/23 at 10:53 pm to BK Lounge
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Never have, and i would totally admit it on an anonymous message board where i just admitting peeing in a pool
You pee in the pool? That’s fricking disgusting. In the shower it’s getting washed away, in the pool you’re forcing other people to swim in your waste you sicko.
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Posted on 9/1/23 at 10:53 pm to lsumailman61
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You obviously sit down to pee.
I actually do all the time. Not ashamed.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 10:53 pm to 0x15E
Explain to me why rubbing one out to your mom doesn't feel wrong.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 10:54 pm to 0x15E
Shitting in the ocean burns the bunghole.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 10:57 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
You’re a liar. Obviously you’ve never done it. Feels great 30 miles out with no shitter on the boat.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 10:57 pm to 0x15E
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but me pissing my shorts in the ocean feels wrong.
You gotta take it out baw.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 10:58 pm to 0x15E
It doesn’t to me. I was over heated after building pasture fence the other day in the 104 degree heat. Wearing a swim suit and shrimp boots without socks I got under a faucet turned on the water, cooled off and pissed away with the water running over me.
I had to clean my boots with Clorox. That’s a shrimp boot shine.
I had to clean my boots with Clorox. That’s a shrimp boot shine.
This post was edited on 9/1/23 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 9/1/23 at 10:58 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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Shitting in the ocean burns the bunghole.
False.
It was an accident, but I learned this the hard way.
Saltwater is actually very therapuedic for a variety of ailments affecting the epidermis.
This post was edited on 9/1/23 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 9/1/23 at 11:01 pm to 0x15E
Let me explain pooping in the ocean:
Heels up
Pants down
Pray for a sinker
Heels up
Pants down
Pray for a sinker
Posted on 9/1/23 at 11:04 pm to 0x15E
The minute you piss, it’s instantly dissolved into nanoparticles that a shithead pinfish breathes through it’s gills before it steals the GD shrimp on my hook. Same as your piss was originally dinosaur piss that got recycled down millions of years to your retarded arse. I put a lot of drunken thought into this and now hate you. May Neal Degrasse Tyson have mercy on your soul. Peace out Craig.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 11:04 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Pray for a sinker
Posted on 9/1/23 at 11:04 pm to lsumailman61
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You’re a liar. Obviously you’ve never done it.
I have. Freeport, TX 1980.
Morning shite in the gulf that felt like a stingray stung my sphincter.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 11:05 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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I have. Freeport, TX 1980.
Morning shite in the gulf that felt like a stingray stung my sphincter.
Maybe you just had some bad Mexican food.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 11:08 pm to lostinbr
You gotta just get out there. Feet shoulder width apart, make good eye contact with a stranger and let it flow. Don't break eye contact.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 11:29 pm to BK Lounge
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arent most showers also bathtubs
I have a separate tub and walk in shower. I piss in both. Even when the tub is full.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 11:31 pm to 0x15E
quote:get it out your head. Tell yourself it feels right because it does feel right!
but me pissing my shorts in the ocean feels wrong.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 11:47 pm to BK Lounge
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pissing in the shower seems wrong , though ive never done it..
What would you do if you were pissed on?
I imagine you would take a shower.
Loosen up and just pee, baw, as the warm water showers down on you.
It will change your life.
Posted on 9/1/23 at 11:54 pm to 0x15E
It's illegal in Portugal.
Ask me how I know.
Ask me how I know.
Posted on 9/2/23 at 12:33 am to BK Lounge
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pissing in the shower seems wrong , though ive never done it
Why, does your wife’s boyfriend pay your water bill?
Most people pee in the shower. Why get all nice and clean just to hold it and get gross again right after your shower?
Posted on 9/2/23 at 1:44 am to BK Lounge
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It reminds me of anal sex, which ive never had but judging by what’s online it is very VERY popular ..
It's like spinach. If you're forced to have it as a child, you'll never enjoy it as an adult.
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