Explain to me why peeing in the ocean feels wrong.

Are you a child?

Pissing is so hard for me with waves.

It doesnt .


Pissing in a pool feels wrong, though ive done it.. and pissing in the shower seems wrong , though ive never done it.. but pissing in the ocean just feels organic .

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You're unable to look yourself in the eye after you rub one out aren't you?

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Nuts

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Checks out

You don’t pee in the shower?

You obviously sit down to pee.

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You don’t pee in the shower?

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There are two types of people in this world: people that piss in the shower and people that lie about it.

I pee in the Gulf of Mexico….a lot.

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It reminds me of anal sex

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Pissing in the shower reminds you of anal sex? You must watch some pretty kinky porn.

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most showers also bathtubs, where presumably some people sit and take baths where you’ve pee’ed ? I dont get why it’s so acceptable .

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First of all, you don’t piss all over the side and walls of the tub/shower…you piss at/into the drain.

Secondly, you piss with the water running and it all drains, along with the soap and shampoo and everything else

Are you concerned about your nasty butt crack juice running into the tub and someone bathing after you? You worried about all the dirt and mud and crud falling off you and someone bathing behind you?

And to the OP, peeing in the pool or the ocean is phenomenal after chilling under the tent, drinking beers, playing cards, listening to music….just to walk in, cool off and piss like a man