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re: Experts: cough into your elbow --- Also experts: bump elbows instead of shaking hands

Posted on 3/16/20 at 10:18 am to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73839 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 10:18 am to
I’d suggest bumping knuckles if the OT weren’t busting people’s grills at Sonic on the reg.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 10:18 am to
quote:

There is no skin on skin contact when bumping elbows.
Sometimes there is.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34812 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 10:19 am to
I thought it was cough into your shoulder...
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5295 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 10:20 am to
What old arse douchebags. Is there actually anyone on the planet that bumps elbows as a greetings?

Picture is so cringe.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76199 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 10:23 am to
I have our people saluting me.

Even Ted.

Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36427 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 10:36 am to
How about you cough I to your elbow and then just don't fricking touch people when you greet them? Why do we have to insist on some tactile, physical contact as form of greeting. Just nod, say "hi" and move on with your meeting.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19319 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 10:56 am to
You don’t wash your elbow or the shirt you are wearing use your hands then go wash your hands
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15874 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 11:07 am to
Elbow bumps are only allowed when eating wings, ribs, or crawfish.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45337 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 11:29 am to
This is proper form but ONLY if you intend to just bump your weenus with someone else's weenus.
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7777 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 11:54 am to
Cough into a tissue or something else you can throw away.

Use your elbow only if you have to.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103906 posts
Posted on 3/16/20 at 12:04 pm to
Instead of touching each other just stop face to face and outstretch our right arm at a 45 degree angle as a type of wave/acknowledgment
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15892 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

I’m implying that your skin touches it. There is no skin on skin contact when bumping elbows.

So you're saying elbows aren't made of skin?
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
17027 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 8:28 pm to
Screw this virus and man up.


Hit em with the mega powers handshake

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76199 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 8:33 pm to
A bump on a two day-old thread gives it a particularly Modern feel to it.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 8:34 pm to
Maybe dogs have had it right all along.

Can you get it sniffing assholes?
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