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re: Expert says Noah’s Ark confirmed via 3D scan of Mount Ararat
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:41 am to Darth_Vader
Posted on 11/23/19 at 11:41 am to Darth_Vader
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Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:07 pm to 1BamaRTR
quote:British tabloids are not the same as American tabloids. British tabloids are actual news whereas American tabloids are stories about Elvis being alive and Bigfoot using lumberjacks as sex slaves.
Foxnews source on this is the tabloid The Sun
Posted on 11/23/19 at 12:49 pm to Darth_Vader
Scientists & Geologists: It's just a rock formation.
Bunch of old white dudes trying to sell a documentary: It's Noah's Ark!
Even if it was a boat, they're assuming it's Noah's Ark? What a joke. This is clickbait in the form of a documentary, simple as that. Someone looking to make money off of the gullible.
I'll take, peoole who know what the frick they're talking about for $1000 Alex.
Bunch of old white dudes trying to sell a documentary: It's Noah's Ark!
Even if it was a boat, they're assuming it's Noah's Ark? What a joke. This is clickbait in the form of a documentary, simple as that. Someone looking to make money off of the gullible.
I'll take, peoole who know what the frick they're talking about for $1000 Alex.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 1:07 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
Expert says Noah’s Ark confirmed
quote:
Cem Sertesen
Posted on 11/23/19 at 1:07 pm to Darth_Vader
thought it was in OH?
Posted on 11/23/19 at 1:10 pm to Darth_Vader
Where’s the ark in that pic?
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 11/23/19 at 1:18 pm to The Boat
quote:
Ancient cultures speak of some kind of flood
Cultures living in alluvial flood planes? Say it isn’t so...
Posted on 11/23/19 at 1:32 pm to The Mick
quote:
Where’s the ark in that pic?
It’s the big stone thing. When Wood gets old it turns into solid stone.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 1:36 pm to Darth_Vader
That's a geologic feature. And there is no scale hence no idea how large it is. It could be thirty feet long or 3 miles long. I'm unconvinced.
It is the center part of a syncline which is a geologic fold.
It is the center part of a syncline which is a geologic fold.
This post was edited on 11/23/19 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 11/23/19 at 1:55 pm to Methuselah
quote:
So, is this Cem guy saying that literally two of every surviving species of animal was on a big wooden boat that is now burried under that mountain? That would have been quite the evolutionary bottleneck.
quote:
Methuselah
So, which is it?
Posted on 11/23/19 at 1:56 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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So all of the animals drowned, in other words?
Why do we have animals now?
Never read the Bible brah?
Posted on 11/23/19 at 2:05 pm to Darth_Vader
I am still trying to find a few answers.
How did Noah collect animals that only existed in their native lands, which wasn't even known about during that time?
How did Noah keep the lions, tigers and such from eating the deer, elk, etc?
What about all the plants that wouldn't survive being underwater? Did he have to gather all of those as well?
And how long did it take him to repopulate the world?
How did Noah collect animals that only existed in their native lands, which wasn't even known about during that time?
How did Noah keep the lions, tigers and such from eating the deer, elk, etc?
What about all the plants that wouldn't survive being underwater? Did he have to gather all of those as well?
And how long did it take him to repopulate the world?
Posted on 11/23/19 at 2:17 pm to OweO
it’s good we have you here to poke holes in a biblical allegory. otherwise where would we turn for such critical analysis?
Posted on 11/23/19 at 2:18 pm to The Boat
quote:
Ancient cultures speak of some kind of flood
It's a common device to allow the follow-on civilization to claim to be morally superior to the earlier civilization wiped out by the flood.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 2:18 pm to OweO
quote:
How did Noah keep the lions, tigers and such from eating the deer, elk, etc?
God. You need some Jesus in your life.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 2:21 pm to DarthRebel
quote:
God. You need some Jesus in your life.
My bad. I need to learn how to not ask logical questions and just blindly believe everything I am told.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 2:43 pm to NOLAManBlog
quote:
Why dont we call boats arks anymore?
Because NOAH had a good lawyer! (2 of them, actually)
Posted on 11/23/19 at 2:43 pm to cgrand
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it’s good we have you here to poke holes in a biblical allegory. otherwise where would we turn for such critical analysis?
You should tell the guy claiming he found the ark that it's an allegory. In fact go ahead and tell the posters on this board too. Lastly you can tell the 38% of Americans that believe the Bible is literally true.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 2:47 pm to OweO
quote:
How did Noah collect animals that only existed in their native lands, which wasn't even known about during that time?
Noah flew them over on his wooden airplane. Used his Dr Doolittle skills to reason with them not to eat each other. Duh.
Posted on 11/23/19 at 2:47 pm to OweO
quote:Who says he did
How did Noah collect animals that only existed in their native lands, which wasn't even known about during that time?
quote:Devine intervention
How did Noah keep the lions, tigers and such from eating the deer, elk, etc?
quote:No
What about all the plants that wouldn't survive being underwater? Did he have to gather all of those as well?
quote:a long time
And how long did it take him to repopulate the world?
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