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Exactly how well do you suppose Shatner’s space flight will go this week?

Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:24 pm
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:24 pm
Astronauts pull 3 g’s at liftoff. William Shatner is 90 years old. What are the chances he strokes out?

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69231 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:25 pm to
He’ll probably shat his space suit.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:26 pm to
Shatner is one of those people who you forget how old they are then you remember and you're like shite frick when did he get that old.

90 years old

Chuck Norris is another one at 81
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
11490 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:28 pm to
Happy for the guy.

I’m sure he was fully vetted medically before being approved for the trip.

BEZOS KILLED KIRK!

..would not go over well.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
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Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:28 pm to

Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31614 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:28 pm to
He hast to be medically cleared and go through a bunch of simulations. It’s not like he’s just gonna show up randomly.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:29 pm to
He'll crap his suit. Bezos will clean it up.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Chuck Norris is another one at 81



Chuck was born 55 years old, so we just normally expect him to look old. Plus, he’s found a perfect combination of facial hair style and hair color in a bottle to accentuate his handsomeness.
Posted by Ezra Reed
Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:30 pm to


Spockingly well……
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17318 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:30 pm to
He'll have already nailed two Orion slave girls and his yeoman by the time of his return.
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

He hast to be medically cleared and go through a bunch of simulations. It’s not like he’s just gonna show up randomly.


You would think...
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
19284 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:44 pm to
If he dies he’ll go happy.

Lots of worse ways to go
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:56 pm to
He’ll miss the earth so much, he’ll miss his wife.
Posted by lsutigerdan
Member since Jan 2006
2000 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:59 pm to
Gonna Shat his pants.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
17704 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 4:01 pm to
3G’s ain’t sheeeet
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 4:05 pm to
Don't put him in a red shirt
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

Shatner is one of those people who you forget how old they are then you remember and you're like shite frick when did he get that old.


I mean, he was mid 30s when he starred in a TV show in the mid 60s... 55 years ago

He was in an episode of The Twilight Zone that aired in 1959

That's 62 years, and he was a playing a married business man. So no, not really that hard to believe he's old as dirt
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 4:45 pm to
Shatner shits his pants?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
22816 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 5:02 pm to
It will have its ups and downs.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65992 posts
Posted on 10/10/21 at 5:16 pm to
Even if he dies, it would still be a pretty slick way to go out. I'd consider that a success. I wonder if they'll just shoot him out into space if he goes.
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