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Exactly how well do you suppose Shatner’s space flight will go this week?
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:24 pm
Astronauts pull 3 g’s at liftoff. William Shatner is 90 years old. What are the chances he strokes out?

Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:25 pm to UndercoverBryologist
He’ll probably shat his space suit.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:26 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Shatner is one of those people who you forget how old they are then you remember and you're like shite frick when did he get that old.
90 years old
Chuck Norris is another one at 81
90 years old
Chuck Norris is another one at 81
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:28 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Happy for the guy.
I’m sure he was fully vetted medically before being approved for the trip.
BEZOS KILLED KIRK!
..would not go over well.
I’m sure he was fully vetted medically before being approved for the trip.
BEZOS KILLED KIRK!
..would not go over well.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:28 pm to UndercoverBryologist
He hast to be medically cleared and go through a bunch of simulations. It’s not like he’s just gonna show up randomly.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:29 pm to UndercoverBryologist
He'll crap his suit. Bezos will clean it up.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:29 pm to The Boat
quote:
Chuck Norris is another one at 81
Chuck was born 55 years old, so we just normally expect him to look old. Plus, he’s found a perfect combination of facial hair style and hair color in a bottle to accentuate his handsomeness.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:30 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Spockingly well……
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:30 pm to UndercoverBryologist
He'll have already nailed two Orion slave girls and his yeoman by the time of his return.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:30 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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He hast to be medically cleared and go through a bunch of simulations. It’s not like he’s just gonna show up randomly.
You would think...
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:44 pm to UndercoverBryologist
If he dies he’ll go happy.
Lots of worse ways to go
Lots of worse ways to go
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:56 pm to UndercoverBryologist
He’ll miss the earth so much, he’ll miss his wife.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 3:59 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Gonna Shat his pants.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 4:01 pm to UndercoverBryologist
3G’s ain’t sheeeet
Posted on 10/10/21 at 4:05 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Don't put him in a red shirt
Posted on 10/10/21 at 4:44 pm to The Boat
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Shatner is one of those people who you forget how old they are then you remember and you're like shite frick when did he get that old.
I mean, he was mid 30s when he starred in a TV show in the mid 60s... 55 years ago
He was in an episode of The Twilight Zone that aired in 1959
That's 62 years, and he was a playing a married business man. So no, not really that hard to believe he's old as dirt

Posted on 10/10/21 at 4:45 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Shatner shits his pants?
Posted on 10/10/21 at 5:02 pm to UndercoverBryologist
It will have its ups and downs.
Posted on 10/10/21 at 5:16 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Even if he dies, it would still be a pretty slick way to go out. I'd consider that a success. I wonder if they'll just shoot him out into space if he goes.
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