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re: Ex-NFL player arrested for urinating on an elderly woman in flight

Posted on 8/27/24 at 10:47 pm to
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 8/27/24 at 10:47 pm to
Posted by imjustafatkid
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Posted on 8/27/24 at 10:57 pm to
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I have had perverts try to cop a feel on flights but never been pissed on.


I tapped a stewardess on the arm once and she turned and jumped so fast I thought she was going to try to throw me through a window. When I had a legit question she seemed relieved. I bet those ladies get all manner of weirdos.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 8/27/24 at 11:00 pm to
Better pissed off than pissed on.
Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 8/27/24 at 11:29 pm to
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I tapped a stewardess on the arm once


Maybe don't touch random people
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
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Posted on 8/28/24 at 12:13 am to
quote:

Don't be too quick to judge
I'll be quick to judge whoever I want you cocksucking piece of shite
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 8/28/24 at 2:49 am to
I thought this was America....
Posted by tigerfan84
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Posted on 8/28/24 at 3:35 am to
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 8/28/24 at 4:56 am to
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Published August 20, 2024

Wow! That makes it all better! Thanks for this.
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 8/28/24 at 5:09 am to
I’m not gonna lie, the thought of some random dude walking up to someone and just nonchalantly urinating on them is fricking funny as hell.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33272 posts
Posted on 8/28/24 at 5:31 am to
My cousin was Jim Kelly’s only center and booze took him at 50. Damn shame.
This post was edited on 8/28/24 at 5:33 am
Posted by LA Lightning
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Posted on 8/28/24 at 6:04 am to
That's my fetish, but requires mother-in-law.
Posted by DarthTiger
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Posted on 8/28/24 at 7:32 am to
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This post was edited on 3/16/25 at 8:38 pm
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
62896 posts
Posted on 8/28/24 at 7:48 am to
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Maybe don't touch random people


I'd think this would be obvious, but a stewardess on a flight is not a random person.
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
23543 posts
Posted on 8/28/24 at 7:59 am to
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quote:
Were there no men on this flight? Geez...

They went extinct years ago.


If they had tackled him, then you run the risk of getting multiple people peed on and not just the 1 old lady.


Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
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Posted on 8/28/24 at 8:07 am to
The lady was wearing an American flag shirt around an NFL player, what did she expect
Posted by Smoke Ring
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Posted on 8/28/24 at 8:08 am to
Could've been any of us on our worst night
Posted by glassart
Member since Apr 2021
659 posts
Posted on 8/28/24 at 8:08 am to
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Don't be too quick to judge these overindulged entitled guys who use a genetic size advantage to pee on old ladies without getting beat to death.


FIFY
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 8/28/24 at 8:43 am to
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Don't be too quick to judge these former NFL guys.

Bro got so drunk that he thought it was a good idea to urinate on a woman who did nothing to him.

Yeah, ima judge.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
43194 posts
Posted on 8/28/24 at 8:53 am to
I'd like to say that I'd punch him in the dick once he whipped it out, but that's a big mfer
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1448 posts
Posted on 8/28/24 at 9:45 am to
Would he have mistaken the lady’s lap for a toilet if he had been stone cold sober? I don’t think this is a CTE issue.
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