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Embarrassing moment this eve at the Target
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:54 pm
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:54 pm
So this evening I was at Target and I had my earbuds in (not AirPods unfortunately I’m not as big of an OT Baller as some of us). I usually wear them when I don’t really feel like talking to people, and this evening was one of those occasions.
This time however I was listening to some tunes and Human Nature by Michael Jackson came up on my playlist. Even though it’s not the most upbeat song, I involuntarily began slow-mo dancing, and amidst my choreography I knocked over one of the displays in front of a great many people. The crowd included a group of OT 8 college chicks who were all laughing at me, but to make the situation less embarrassing I laughed and took a bow which was welcomed with a warm applause from my audience. I then alerted an employee of the mess I had made and carried on with my shopping.
This time however I was listening to some tunes and Human Nature by Michael Jackson came up on my playlist. Even though it’s not the most upbeat song, I involuntarily began slow-mo dancing, and amidst my choreography I knocked over one of the displays in front of a great many people. The crowd included a group of OT 8 college chicks who were all laughing at me, but to make the situation less embarrassing I laughed and took a bow which was welcomed with a warm applause from my audience. I then alerted an employee of the mess I had made and carried on with my shopping.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:55 pm to lsudave1
Chicks love guys who make them laugh.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:55 pm to lsudave1
Opened this figuring you shite yourself.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:56 pm to lsudave1
People who wear earbuds constantly in public are autists
Nice job playing it off though
Nice job playing it off though
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:56 pm to lsudave1
Females noticed you?
That’s a big deal, congrats.
That’s a big deal, congrats.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:56 pm to lsudave1
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Even though it’s not the most upbeat song, I involuntarily began slow-mo dancing, and amidst my choreography I knocked over one of the displays in front of a great many people
fricking virgin
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:56 pm to lsudave1
And then Albert Einstein clapped.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:56 pm to lsudave1
I diarrheaed and vomited simultaneously in a target bathroom one time
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:57 pm to MF Doom
Ah we’ve all been there. I mentioned before in a thread not too long ago that I unfortunately have diarrhead in an airplane bathroom before which is one of my worst moments to date.
This post was edited on 7/10/19 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:00 pm to lsudave1
Oh so we talking embarrassing moments at Target, eh? One time when I was in middle school I was walking into a Target with a group of friends, and one of my friends pantsed me bare arse as an OT8 walked by. She laughed. I died a little inside that day.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:00 pm to lsudave1
Those OT8s clearly asked you to dance to Beat It
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:04 pm to Paige
That’d be a pretty pathetic situation to make up, i declare it true
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:11 pm to MF Doom
More pathetic has been made up for attention
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