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Embarrassing moment this eve at the Target

Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:54 pm
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:54 pm
So this evening I was at Target and I had my earbuds in (not AirPods unfortunately I’m not as big of an OT Baller as some of us). I usually wear them when I don’t really feel like talking to people, and this evening was one of those occasions.

This time however I was listening to some tunes and Human Nature by Michael Jackson came up on my playlist. Even though it’s not the most upbeat song, I involuntarily began slow-mo dancing, and amidst my choreography I knocked over one of the displays in front of a great many people. The crowd included a group of OT 8 college chicks who were all laughing at me, but to make the situation less embarrassing I laughed and took a bow which was welcomed with a warm applause from my audience. I then alerted an employee of the mess I had made and carried on with my shopping.
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
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Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:55 pm to
Beats by csb
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64652 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:55 pm to
Chicks love guys who make them laugh.
Posted by NOLATiger86
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:55 pm to
Cool
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:55 pm to
Opened this figuring you shite yourself.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52809 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:56 pm to
People who wear earbuds constantly in public are autists

Nice job playing it off though
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:56 pm to
Females noticed you?

That’s a big deal, congrats.
Posted by GregMaddux
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Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

Even though it’s not the most upbeat song, I involuntarily began slow-mo dancing, and amidst my choreography I knocked over one of the displays in front of a great many people



fricking virgin
Posted by tgr4ever
Gwinnett, baw
Member since Jul 2011
16214 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:56 pm to
And then Albert Einstein clapped.
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
12038 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:56 pm to
I diarrheaed and vomited simultaneously in a target bathroom one time
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
12596 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:57 pm to
Ah we’ve all been there. I mentioned before in a thread not too long ago that I unfortunately have diarrhead in an airplane bathroom before which is one of my worst moments to date.
This post was edited on 7/10/19 at 10:58 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted on 7/10/19 at 10:58 pm to
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12643 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:00 pm to
Oh so we talking embarrassing moments at Target, eh? One time when I was in middle school I was walking into a Target with a group of friends, and one of my friends pantsed me bare arse as an OT8 walked by. She laughed. I died a little inside that day.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:00 pm to
Those OT8s clearly asked you to dance to Beat It
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:01 pm to
r/thathappened
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
12038 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:04 pm to
That’d be a pretty pathetic situation to make up, i declare it true
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Lot of y'all NGMI
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Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:09 pm to
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:11 pm to
More pathetic has been made up for attention
Posted by MF Doom
I'm only Joshin'
Member since Oct 2008
12038 posts
Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:15 pm to
Yeah nothing ever happens
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 7/10/19 at 11:27 pm to
You’re not a good human.
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