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re: Elon welcomes his 14th child

Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73287 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:22 pm to
I mean he can afford it but how are they popping out so fast?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73287 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:23 pm to
This dude beats off into a cup a lot.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59254 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:29 pm to
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Most of his kids are grown.

about that...

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Children’s Ages (Recap):
Nevada Alexander Musk - Deceased (2002)

Griffin Musk - 20 (April 2004)

Vivian Jenna Wilson - 20 (April 2004)

Kai Musk - 19 (January 2006)

Saxon Musk - 19 (January 2006)

Damian Musk - 19 (January 2006)

X Æ A-Xii Musk - 4 (May 4, 2020)

Exa Dark Sideræl Musk - 3 (December 2021)

Techno Mechanicus Musk - 2 (June 2022)

Strider Zilis Musk - 3 (November 2021)

Azure Zilis Musk - 3 (November 2021)

[Unnamed Child with Zilis] - ~1 or less (Early 2024)

Seldon Lycurgus Musk - <1 (Late 2024 or early 2025)

[Unnamed Child with St. Clair] - ~5 months (September 2024)



Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34236 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:36 pm to
Not sure that really refutes my point.

Of his 14 offspring, 6 are either adults or dead, two are newborns.

So until just a few months ago, he had six actual children.

There is also a 15 year gap where he had no children.

Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13303 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:37 pm to
He’s trying to save humanity by spreading his big brain seed about.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
72174 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:38 pm to
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Most of his kids are grown. The ones that are still young he is very active in their lives.

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I don’t really have strong opinions about this either way, but let’s be accurate.



If you don't know something to be fact you don't HAVE to respond. You basically owned yourself with this comment.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
72174 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:39 pm to
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Not sure that really refutes my point.

But......it does.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34236 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:39 pm to
14 is a high number to count to and I didn’t want to take off my shoes
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34236 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:43 pm to
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But......it does.


I was wrong on the actual count, but my overall point was that he doesn’t have 14 “children”, a large portion are dead or grown.

People were posting “how do you have time to raise 14 kids”

He had 6 kids, waited 15 years and had 8 more.

It’s not necessarily admirable, but it is different than having 14 actual children.



Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
72174 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:47 pm to
Or, we can put it in a way that would give most of the OT nightmares, he has thirteen kids who are college age or younger.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
59043 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 2:05 pm to
What??
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
23165 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 7:53 pm to
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Didn't he just welcome his 13th? What the hell......


That one was some weird fricked up outside arrangement.

This baby mama lives with him in Austin.
Posted by coffeesmeller
Member since Nov 2021
232 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 8:13 pm to
they all invitro, hes not sleeping with any of them, like michael jackson
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59254 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 8:45 pm to
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That one was some weird fricked up outside arrangement. This baby mama lives with him in Austin
degenerates that do shite like this should not be embraced by the Republican Party
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
66986 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 8:47 pm to
Say that on the poliboard and see what happens.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30047 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:28 pm to
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degenerates that do shite like this should not be embraced by the Republican Party


The internet over the last few years has set up the premise that you have to accept a person in total. I assume everyone has friends that they don't agree with everything they say or do.

If you like Elon for what he has done for electric cars and electric storage fine

If you like him for what he is doing in space travel fine

If you like him for what he has done with X fine

If you like him for his work with DOGE fine

You can like none, some or all of these but you don't have to take them in total. You don't have to condone his approach to kids and parenting or any other personal choice the number of people that share your exact same moral compass or limited. Just because you like some things about him or his deeds you don't have to marry all of it. When you do have to own it all is when you treat someone as a messiah, just support them for the things you agree with and not the ones you don't and don't let the internet bully into getting to the point you are defending the things you don't actually support.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120437 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:30 pm to
5 kids that are either 19 or 20? Thats crazy
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120437 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 9:33 pm to
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No one here has any idea wtf he does or how much time he spends with them. There are 9 million single parent households in America but Elons the bad guy. Sure Jan.

Get some fooking perspective in your life.


Why don't you go give him a hand job.

This thread is about him so people are saying shite about him.. Not 9 million single parent households.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59254 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 10:20 pm to
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You can like none, some or all of these but you don't have to take them in total. You don't have to condone his approach to kids and parenting or any other personal choice the number of people that share your exact same moral compass or limited. Just because you like some things about him or his deeds you don't have to marry all of it. When you do have to own it all is when you treat someone as a messiah, just support them for the things you agree with and not the ones you don't and don't let the internet bully into getting to the point you are defending the things you don't actually support.
I simply can’t trust the integrity and judgement of someone who lives this way
This post was edited on 3/2/25 at 10:21 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104457 posts
Posted on 3/2/25 at 10:52 pm to
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Say that on the poliboard and see what happens.


Until the inevitable falling out between Trump and Musk. Then they'll turn on him.
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