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Dylan Mulvaney To Replace Lara Croft In Next Tomb Raider Game
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:43 am
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:43 am
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Dylan Mulvaney To Replace Lara Croft In Next Tomb Raider Game
Babylon Bee
SAN MATEO, CA — In honor of Trans Visibility Week, Crystal Dynamics' next installment of the beloved Tomb Raider franchise will reportedly replace treasure hunter Lara Croft with transgender TikTok influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
"Lara Croft is a beloved character, but she has served her purpose. Her voluptuous body that was somehow capable of advanced acrobatics and superhuman combat advanced women's rights by a good 20 years," said a representative from publisher Square Enix. "Now it's time for her to pass the torch to a real woman: Dylan Mulvaney."
quote:
Though Mulvaney's likeness and voice will be lent to the project, motion capture will be handled by veteran stuntwomen as the trans icon reportedly had trouble moving like a real woman.
"It was probably some glitch," said Lead Animator Bill Benjamins. "Dylan is a very real and attractive woman who is very womanly and is a woman. Dylan is a woman. Please don't murder me."
Tomb Raider: The Lost Tampon has a planned release date of December 15.
You can read the full article at the link.
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Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:45 am to goofball
If I never heard of this fricking mentally ill douche bag again I'd be happy. This fricker brings nothing to the table in terms of talent, knowledge etc.... He's just some psycho who cut off his dick and dresses like a girl.
I didn't know who this frickhead was a month ago and now he's everywhere.
I didn't know who this frickhead was a month ago and now he's everywhere.
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:46 am to terriblegreen
You had me until I saw it was a bee article
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:48 am to goofball
True hypothetical:
The devil tells you that you’re gonna become rich and famous one of two ways, either you get tranny surgery or you get Harvey weinsteined as a kid
Which do you pick?
The devil tells you that you’re gonna become rich and famous one of two ways, either you get tranny surgery or you get Harvey weinsteined as a kid
Which do you pick?
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:48 am to goofball
At least Lara Croft’s climbing skills will be more believable since it’s a man
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:50 am to el Gaucho
quote:
True hypothetical:
The devil tells you that you’re gonna become rich and famous one of two ways, either you get tranny surgery or you get Harvey weinsteined as a kid
Which do you pick?
Neither, I just tell the devil "you're not the boss of me".
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:52 am to terriblegreen
quote:
I didn't know who this frickhead was a month ago and now he's everywhere.
The only place I've seen this person mentioned is, on this site, because I don't watch TV.
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:52 am to goofball
Leisure Suit Larry Croft
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:52 am to terriblegreen
Mulvaney is fake, stupid, and a mentally ill creation of our media and entertainment industry.
What better way to represent America today than to make him our unofficial co-spokesperson along with Dennis Rodman?
What better way to represent America today than to make him our unofficial co-spokesperson along with Dennis Rodman?
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:53 am to goofball
I was about to get pissed until I saw it was the Bee.
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:53 am to A Smoke Break
Thankful it's a Bee.
Although maybe in the top five of Biden's guests in the House.
Although maybe in the top five of Biden's guests in the House.
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:54 am to goofball
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Dylan Mulvaney To Replace Lara Croft In Next Groom Raider Game
FIFT
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:54 am to mdomingue
quote:
Neither, I just tell the devil "you're not the boss of me".
And at least you didn't lose your golden fiddle to some dumb redneck in Georgia.
Posted on 4/4/23 at 10:55 am to mdomingue
quote:
Neither, I just tell the devil "you're not the boss of me".
Yes he is
Anyway
I’d get the tranny surgery but I would tell them I was born a woman and I need surgery and hormones to get more manly
Checkmate libs
Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:14 am to el Gaucho
quote:
you’re gonna become rich and famous one of two ways,
Being famous is the most overrated thing in humanity
Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:15 am to goofball
quote:i'm old enough to remember when the bee was funny
Dylan Mulvaney To Replace Lara Croft In Next Tomb Raider Game
Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:16 am to goofball
quote:
Dylan Mulvaney To Replace Lara Croft
One fictional character replacing another.
quote:
Lead Animator Bill Benjamins
WTF?
Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:44 am to BatonrougeCajun
Going to work is overrated
Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:47 am to goofball
Posted on 4/4/23 at 11:49 am to goofball
Men taking women’s jobs
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