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re: Dumb stories people pass off as their own

Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:45 am to
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 10:45 am to
Every Oweo thread
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:01 am to
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I dont get the first one. Who uses cash at fast food?


People who don’t want the drive thru attendant taking a picture of their card?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 11:39 am to
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All the ol bullshite "well back when I was on such and such project" blah blah blah. Nobody gives a shite Brad just bevel the damn pipe and get back to picking up trash




"I'm a welder but I got hired on here as a fitter"

"I'm a welder but I'd been out of it so long I decided to come back as a fire watch"
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:00 pm to
The car in front of me gave a homeless guy some cash. He came up to my truck and asked for a cigarette after that. I sold it to him for the other person's cash
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24329 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:34 pm to
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The “I gave a McDonald’s employee $5.25 even though our total was 4.25 so I can get a dollar back. They said I gave them too much money and they were too dumb to figure it out”


I've done this several times, in grocery stores, fast food joints, etc. It's not uncommon.

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The “I have a friend/relative who works at insert school here and they actually had a student named La-a, Abcd, Shithead, lemonjello/orangejello


Lemonjello and Oranjello were siblings on a game show a long time ago. I saw the episodes.

In Jackson, MS, in the 1980s there was a listing in the phone book for Shithead Jones. Pronounced shih-theed'. We used to prank call him.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 12:42 pm
Posted by LSUfan0420
Lake Chuck
Member since Jan 2007
1295 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:37 pm to
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3. The “I hate homeless people. One time I just asked them for a dollar before they asked me. He looked so confused. chortle”


I thought you were gonna go with the one when they say, "I hate homeless people, most of them have nice homes and cars. I once saw a guy walk behind the store and get in a nice car and drive off"....

no, no, you didn't
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:51 pm to
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4. "I'm economically a republican, but socially a democrat."

Like no one cares, Susan, about your political views or your french tips.




I'm laughing because I'm pretty liberal on a lot of big social issues (except welfare) and staunchly conservative on most financial/economic issues.

This is my platform:

- Lower taxes
- Less regulation on businesses
- Less welfare, no "extra" welfare for each child
- Drug test welfare recipients
- Legal weed
- Legal prostitution
- Legal gambling
- Let the gays marry

The tax cuts on households would be more than covered by the cuts in welfare and tax revenue on the "sinful" enterprises.

Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29674 posts
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:19 pm to
Won't lie I used to do this all the time to get in the conversation and get a laugh from someone
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