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re: Dude just committed suicide by jumping into a jet engine **NSFW**

Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:02 pm to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84593 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:02 pm to
So what is even going on inside of an idle jet engine? A bunch of spinning blades or something?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
7032 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:02 pm to
Clearly he was trying jump on top of the plane, got a concussion and immediately thought the engine was a ball pit.
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
6399 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:02 pm to
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I thought it would be like a blender and then a flesh and blood torrent


quote:

Sun God

You sick frick.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69116 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:04 pm to
Would that delay the flight or what!?
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45525 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:07 pm to
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Also all those passengers in the plane are going to need therapy.


No just the ones looking out the window.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80294 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:07 pm to
The outcome is not funny but him basically chest bumping the engine and falling back like he didn't know it was there at the 9 sec mark is funny.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61758 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:07 pm to
Damn, dude about lost his shorts too. His arse cheeks are hanging out after he faceplants into the side of the first engine
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45525 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:08 pm to
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Would that delay the flight or what!?


Probably. That definitely qualifies FOD in the engine. I wonder how the captain explained that to the passengers. “Sorry folks but we are going to have to return to the terminal. There has been an incident with the left engine. The plane will be staying on the tarmac but a bus will be coming to the right side of the plane.”
This post was edited on 7/11/25 at 8:16 pm
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
42744 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:10 pm to
Was the flight delayed?
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
6399 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:11 pm to
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These are turbulent times

Too soon.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60897 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:12 pm to
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I thought it would be like a blender and then a flesh and blood torrent


I, too, have watched movies
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
18280 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:13 pm to
bet he won’t do that again
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71027 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:15 pm to
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Also all those passengers in the plane are going to need therapy.



frick that. He did it. Move on


Everybody needing therapy these days. "My mental health"


Whatever. Toughen up America.


Dude wanted to die. He was successful. Fix the engine. People have places to go


Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30130 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:15 pm to
Video needs some background music.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5229 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
1990 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:16 pm to
thats me if Brian Kelly drops the Clemson game
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45362 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:17 pm to
That fricked up the engine. a-hole
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5258 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:22 pm to
Better call the Wolf.



Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:26 pm to
Somebody describe it to me seevooplay. I'm not sure I can watch it.
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/11/25 at 8:28 pm to
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Somebody describe it to me seevooplay. I'm not sure I can watch it.


It’s not gory. I actually got a little chuckle out of it.
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