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Ducks in backyard
Posted on 5/12/18 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 5/12/18 at 6:59 pm
Recently bought a house. Currently moving in and I see 3 mallards chilling in the backyard. I haven’t had good duck breast since leaving LA. Neighbors might frown upon me shooting them. All I have is a 40 cal pistol. What should I do? Get close and throw a cast net on em? Shoot em?
Posted on 5/12/18 at 7:00 pm to Whoopdedo_LSU
Those ducks are some 8 year old girls pets
Posted on 5/12/18 at 7:02 pm to Whoopdedo_LSU
Fork... make a sport out of it
Posted on 5/12/18 at 7:18 pm to S
You can take Woopedo out of LA but......
Posted on 5/12/18 at 7:19 pm to Whoopdedo_LSU
Why would you want to kill and eat tamed ducks?
Posted on 5/12/18 at 7:20 pm to Whoopdedo_LSU
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40 cal pisto
Here we go
Posted on 5/12/18 at 7:23 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Why would you want to kill and eat tamed ducks?
Idk man. The ones in my parents hood eat a prime diet and life stress free. They’re plump little frickers.
Maybe tame ducks are the “kobe” of the duck world
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:09 pm to Whoopdedo_LSU
Arent mallards protected waterfowl? I knew a guy who killed a tame Canadian Goose and got prosecuted for harassing wildlife and killing migratory waterfowl out of season.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:15 pm to GetmorewithLes
You should be ashamed of yourself for such evil thoughts.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:16 pm to Whoopdedo_LSU
How about not killing them. You'd be violating federal, state, and local laws if you did.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:16 pm to Whoopdedo_LSU
The ducks were basically the first whole season of The Sopranos.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:21 pm to ThatMakesSense
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The ducks were basically the first whole season of The Sopranos.
fricking spoiler alert man. frick
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:25 pm to Nawlens Gator
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ou should be ashamed of yourself for such evil thoughts.
Wasnt me. Buddy of mine's son killed a Canadian on a golf course with a golf club. Federal crime by the way...
Posted on 5/12/18 at 8:26 pm to malvin
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fricking spoiler alert man. frick
Thosr God damned ducks.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:40 pm to Whoopdedo_LSU
Get a nice Ruger pellet gun and go for it.
They go nice with a side of koi smothered in sautéed mushrooms and crawfish tails.
They go nice with a side of koi smothered in sautéed mushrooms and crawfish tails.
Posted on 5/12/18 at 9:40 pm to GetmorewithLes
If theyre tame mallards you can stack them lke cord wood any time. Cant speak for tame corn buzzards.
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