re: 'Drunk' stripper tries seducing cop, dares him to tase her because it's 'kinky'

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”I’ll piss in your face, only if you like it, though. That’s the only question.”

After yelling and ranting some more, Spoonamore is brought to the jail, where she reveals that she had peed all over herself while in the back of the patrol car.

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Spoonamore tries to sweet-talk the first cop, calling him a “handsome man,” but the officer is unimpressed with her apparent seduction attempts and tells her to “just stop.”

“Why you got to be so demanding?!” the woman whines in response.

Spoonamore then asks the officer to fetch some items from her Buick before it is towed away, including her new clothes and some Tupperware, which she says “got my steak in it, with asparagus and mashed potatoes. I need that!”

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As she is being transported to jail, Spoonamore tries to engage the officer in the driver’s seat in some small talk, before the exchange takes a cringy turn, with the woman telling the cop: “I’ll p–s in your face, only if you like it, though. That’s the only question.”

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Spoonamore refuses to cooperate while being processed and dares the officer to use force on her, saying: “You wanna tase me? Do it! I like it. I like it kinky.”

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The word "fix" may vary in definition, however.

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Tupperware, which she says “got my steak in it, with asparagus and mashed potatoes. I need that!”

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“I’ll p–s in your face, only if you like it, though. That’s the only question.”

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