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re: Douche Level Achieved: EXPERT
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:39 pm to Brummy
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:39 pm to Brummy
quote:
Hop the curb and park on the driver side.
When I worked in valet and cars would sneak into our valet lots to park there this is what we would do. We would block them in with cars and a few hours later when they came back they would get so mad. It was hilarious
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:41 pm to Restomod
You shouldn't slash all of his tires, just one in the front and one in the back.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:46 pm to PrimeTime Money
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that's a nice car and people in general are careless assholes and I don't blame him for wanting to protect his car from the morons around.
Then he should park at the back of the lot. The fact that he is taking up 4 spots in the front is 100% wrong.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:47 pm to PrimeTime Money
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This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:51 pm to PrimeTime Money
quote:
don't blame him for wanting to protect his car from the morons around.
He's the moron.
Flash: cars get dinged. Nothing you can do to prevent it all the time
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:53 pm to goldennugget
They'll just boot you in New Orleans.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:53 pm to Restomod
If it's at the back end of the parking lot, I don't care. How close is he to the front door?
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:56 pm to Restomod
He should have definitely parked the correct way in one parking spot, but just because you have a nice car does not mean you are a pretentious douche.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:58 pm to Bullfrog
JFYI "Douche" is a just mark on the descending scale of the vox populi for profound obtuse afflictions. It appears this "expert" has graduated from "douche".
4.) Idiot
3.) A-Hole
2.) Douche or Douchebag
1.) Flaming Sh#t Heel
4.) Idiot
3.) A-Hole
2.) Douche or Douchebag
1.) Flaming Sh#t Heel
Posted on 5/6/17 at 1:00 pm to PrimeTime Money
Small penis? The driver of the car.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 5/6/17 at 1:02 pm to LZ83
My go to for these situations is to pee on the driver side door handle. It's subtle, but you know in your heart at some point he will pick his nose with your piss on his fingers.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 1:44 pm to mmonro3
When I had a rare vehicle I would park out in the sticks. 90% of the time some poor would park next to me with endless empty spots around.
ETA: I always park inside the lines
ETA: I always park inside the lines
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 5/6/17 at 1:46 pm to dale10
Posted on 5/6/17 at 1:50 pm to PrimeTime Money
quote:
.on the other hand, that's a nice car and people in general are careless assholes and I don't blame him for wanting to protect his car from the morons around.
So why can't he go park in the back where people don't want to park?
Just because you have a nice car doesn't mean you need to be a douchebag to other people about it. Being proud of your car stops when it effects others negatively and then it becomes being a douchegbag.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 2:39 pm to Restomod
I would find someone to park on the other side of him and park about 2" from his door.
I hate dickheads like him.
He probably doesnt wipe his sweat off the equipment when he finishes.
I hate dickheads like him.
He probably doesnt wipe his sweat off the equipment when he finishes.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 2:45 pm to Restomod
Park next to it
Posted on 5/6/17 at 2:52 pm to alphaandomega
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He probably doesnt wipe his sweat off the equipment when he finishes.
With his boyfriend either.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 2:58 pm to Restomod
Calling OT sleuths. Find the guy so that he can receive appropriate recognition.
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