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re: Douche Level Achieved: EXPERT
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:50 am to Restomod
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:50 am to Restomod
I jam up on fricks like that if the parking lot is full and I'm in my work truck.
If the parking lot is empty I just laugh at them.
If I'm not in the work truck I usually park at the empty spots further from the door to avoid mouth breathers opening? their doors into our car.
If the parking lot is empty I just laugh at them.
If I'm not in the work truck I usually park at the empty spots further from the door to avoid mouth breathers opening? their doors into our car.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:51 am
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:53 am to Restomod
I keep saying I'm going to print up a bunch of these and keep them in my car.


Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:53 am to Restomod
Probably a chick
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:54 am
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:55 am to Titus Pullo
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If I'm not in the work truck I usually park at the empty spots further from the door to avoid mouth breathers opening? their doors into our car.
This is the appropriate way to park if you are worried about door dings. Take a spot way in the back and walk. You get a tiny bit more exercise and you don't have to block 4 spaces like a douche.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:56 am
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:56 am to Restomod
That looks familiar... what cross streets was that taken?
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:00 am to Restomod
I find it interesting that a bunch of people advocating violence and destruction of property think the guy who parks like an a-hole is worse.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 11:01 am
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:03 am to member12
It pisses the Missus off, but if you're going to walk around the mall or a store for an hour or so, what's a few extra steps?
People are fricking lazy.
People are fricking lazy.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:03 am to lsusportsman2
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Slash that bitch's tires.
And cut his brake lines. You will be doing humanity a favor.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:04 am to Restomod
You're mad because his car is much nicer than yours.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:09 am to UHTiger
You're late; we've already had a couple other contrarians try that angle
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:22 am to Restomod
Once you noticed Texas on the license plates, it was immediately a D-bag scenario.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:26 am to Restomod
Call up three of your buds and go block his arse in for the rest of the day. Leave him a note on why you did it just in case he's not too intelligent to figure it out himself.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:39 am to Restomod
Never ceases to amaze that those morons think those black wheels look good on all cars. Douche paid money for that shitshow
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:41 am to Restomod
I developed an uncanny ability to identify the different species of douchebags when I lived in Dallas. This actually looks to me like an apartment dwelling personal trainer who is running in to pick up his pay check. I'm thinking the clientele consists of narcissistic, pilled out, N. Dallas milfs who crave affirmation, but that part is pretty much implied given the locale.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:45 am to atxfan
The OP just called the guy GymBro, he didn't say this was at the gym. I assumed it's an office because I don't know any gyms where an entire parking lot fills up at a set time each day.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:00 pm to UHTiger
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You're mad because his car is much nicer than yours.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 12:02 pm
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:17 pm to JG77056
My guess was that this was likely an L.A. Fitness/Lifetime Fitness type health club in the Frisco/McKinney area.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:35 pm to Restomod
On one hand it's definitely douchey...on the other hand, that's a nice car and people in general are careless assholes and I don't blame him for wanting to protect his car from the morons around.
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