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re: Douche Level Achieved: EXPERT

Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:50 am to
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:50 am to
I jam up on fricks like that if the parking lot is full and I'm in my work truck.

If the parking lot is empty I just laugh at them.

If I'm not in the work truck I usually park at the empty spots further from the door to avoid mouth breathers opening? their doors into our car.

This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:51 am
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89822 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:53 am to
I keep saying I'm going to print up a bunch of these and keep them in my car.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:53 am to
Probably a chick
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:54 am
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:55 am to
quote:

If I'm not in the work truck I usually park at the empty spots further from the door to avoid mouth breathers opening? their doors into our car.



This is the appropriate way to park if you are worried about door dings. Take a spot way in the back and walk. You get a tiny bit more exercise and you don't have to block 4 spaces like a douche.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:56 am
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:56 am to

That looks familiar... what cross streets was that taken?
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:56 am to
Slash that bitch's tires.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:00 am to
I find it interesting that a bunch of people advocating violence and destruction of property think the guy who parks like an a-hole is worse.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 11:01 am
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:03 am to
It pisses the Missus off, but if you're going to walk around the mall or a store for an hour or so, what's a few extra steps?

People are fricking lazy.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77214 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:03 am to
quote:

Slash that bitch's tires.


And cut his brake lines. You will be doing humanity a favor.
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:04 am to
You're mad because his car is much nicer than yours.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52849 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:09 am to
You're late; we've already had a couple other contrarians try that angle
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:22 am to
Once you noticed Texas on the license plates, it was immediately a D-bag scenario.

Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56166 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:26 am to
Call up three of your buds and go block his arse in for the rest of the day. Leave him a note on why you did it just in case he's not too intelligent to figure it out himself.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:39 am to
Never ceases to amaze that those morons think those black wheels look good on all cars. Douche paid money for that shitshow
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4232 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:41 am to
I developed an uncanny ability to identify the different species of douchebags when I lived in Dallas. This actually looks to me like an apartment dwelling personal trainer who is running in to pick up his pay check. I'm thinking the clientele consists of narcissistic, pilled out, N. Dallas milfs who crave affirmation, but that part is pretty much implied given the locale.

Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:45 am to
The OP just called the guy GymBro, he didn't say this was at the gym. I assumed it's an office because I don't know any gyms where an entire parking lot fills up at a set time each day.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1627 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:59 am to
quote:

TEXAS = Douche


fify
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

You're mad because his car is much nicer than yours.



This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 12:02 pm
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4232 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:17 pm to
My guess was that this was likely an L.A. Fitness/Lifetime Fitness type health club in the Frisco/McKinney area.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
28116 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:35 pm to
On one hand it's definitely douchey...on the other hand, that's a nice car and people in general are careless assholes and I don't blame him for wanting to protect his car from the morons around.

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