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Dont put fire extinguishers where they dont belong
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:50 pm
quote:
Woman In Critical Condition After She ‘Blew Up Her Vagina’ Using A Fire Extinguisher
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A 25-year old woman in Effingham, Illinois has been seriously injured after a reckless plan to spray a fire extinguisher into her vagina left her with massive internal bleeding.
Shanice Brown, a college student, was attending a party with classmates and reportedly ‘incredibly drunk’ at the time she decided to grab a fire extinguisher and spray it inside her vagina. Her friends admit they were also intoxicated and thought it was a good idea – at the time.
“When she said she’d do it we just started laughing,” said one male classmate who asked not to be named. “We had no idea that it would hurt her so badly.”
Witnesses say Ms Brown grabbed an extinguisher from a hallway outside the apartment where the party was being held and returned before exposing herself. “She lifted up her skirt and shoved the nozzle right into her vagina.”
A crowd gathered to watch as she then released the lever that activated the spray. “Instantly we knew something was wrong as her abdomen started swelling up like a balloon before it ruptured right in front of us.”
The sudden pressure from the extinguisher is believed to have literally ‘blown up’ Ms Brown’s vagina and caused massive internal bleeding. She is now in a critical but stable condition at a local hospital.
Students and members of the public are being urged to refrain from attempting any similar stunts with fire
extinguishers. “These devices have the potential to seriously harm people if used incorrectly.”
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Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:52 pm to momentoftruth87
she’s as cold as ice,
Willing to sacrifice
Her love
Willing to sacrifice
Her love
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:52 pm to momentoftruth87
quote:
Effingham
Sounds like a fun town
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:52 pm to momentoftruth87
That's not how you solve a burning crotch.
You need a shot of penicillin for that.
You need a shot of penicillin for that.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:53 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:
Sounds like a fun town
Ham is a bit salty though
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:53 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:
Sounds like a fun town
It was the first county to declare itself a gun sanctuary. My medical mj dispensary is there too.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:56 pm to fr33manator
quote:
she’s as cold as ice,
Willing to sacrifice
Her love
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:00 pm to momentoftruth87
She likely wrecked any chance of reproducing, so that's good news.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:02 pm to OWLFAN86
I just HAVE to know, exactly how many beers does it take to make this sound like a good idea?
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:11 pm to dakarx
I'm gonna need some pics, but she sounds like a wood on inventiveness and adventurousness alone.
This post was edited on 3/14/20 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:18 pm to momentoftruth87
quote:
Effingham
Well, she's EFFED for sure.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:23 pm to momentoftruth87
Now she can't breed. Probably for the best
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:26 pm to Jester
If that's her, I doubt shes from Effy, more than likely from Chicago and attends Eastern.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:40 pm to momentoftruth87
I guess they are going to have to start putting warning labels on fire extinguishers now. Maybe a picture of the act with the x across it.
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:43 pm to Ed Osteen
Wish I could find it to see the shenanigans
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:45 pm to Jester
quote:
Think I found her
IWHHI
I Would Have Hit It
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