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Dont put fire extinguishers where they dont belong

Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:50 pm
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71192 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:50 pm
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Woman In Critical Condition After She ‘Blew Up Her Vagina’ Using A Fire Extinguisher




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A 25-year old woman in Effingham, Illinois has been seriously injured after a reckless plan to spray a fire extinguisher into her vagina left her with massive internal bleeding.

Shanice Brown, a college student, was attending a party with classmates and reportedly ‘incredibly drunk’ at the time she decided to grab a fire extinguisher and spray it inside her vagina. Her friends admit they were also intoxicated and thought it was a good idea – at the time.


“When she said she’d do it we just started laughing,” said one male classmate who asked not to be named. “We had no idea that it would hurt her so badly.”


Witnesses say Ms Brown grabbed an extinguisher from a hallway outside the apartment where the party was being held and returned before exposing herself. “She lifted up her skirt and shoved the nozzle right into her vagina.”


A crowd gathered to watch as she then released the lever that activated the spray. “Instantly we knew something was wrong as her abdomen started swelling up like a balloon before it ruptured right in front of us.”


The sudden pressure from the extinguisher is believed to have literally ‘blown up’ Ms Brown’s vagina and caused massive internal bleeding. She is now in a critical but stable condition at a local hospital. 
Students and members of the public are being urged to refrain from attempting any similar stunts with fire
extinguishers. “These devices have the potential to seriously harm people if used incorrectly.”



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Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123922 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:52 pm to
she’s as cold as ice,
Willing to sacrifice
Her love
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69249 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:52 pm to
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Effingham


Sounds like a fun town
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:52 pm to
That's not how you solve a burning crotch.


You need a shot of penicillin for that.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123922 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:53 pm to
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Sounds like a fun town


Ham is a bit salty though
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71192 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Sounds like a fun town


It was the first county to declare itself a gun sanctuary. My medical mj dispensary is there too.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4134 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

she’s as cold as ice,
Willing to sacrifice
Her love


Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175694 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 4:58 pm to
she a redhead?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:00 pm to
She likely wrecked any chance of reproducing, so that's good news.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6819 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:02 pm to
I just HAVE to know, exactly how many beers does it take to make this sound like a good idea?
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34247 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:11 pm to
I'm gonna need some pics, but she sounds like a wood on inventiveness and adventurousness alone.
This post was edited on 3/14/20 at 5:12 pm
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34247 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:15 pm to
Think I found her.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35479 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:18 pm to
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Effingham


Well, she's EFFED for sure.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:23 pm to
Now she can't breed. Probably for the best

Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71192 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:26 pm to
If that's her, I doubt shes from Effy, more than likely from Chicago and attends Eastern.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55976 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:29 pm to
"hold my beer"
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57445 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:34 pm to
Where’s the video
Posted by Hankg
Member since Feb 2011
631 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:40 pm to
I guess they are going to have to start putting warning labels on fire extinguishers now. Maybe a picture of the act with the x across it.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71192 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:43 pm to
Wish I could find it to see the shenanigans
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34596 posts
Posted on 3/14/20 at 5:45 pm to
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Think I found her


IWHHI

I Would Have Hit It
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