re: Dog poop in yard

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Do I have any other options here??

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Stop being a little bitch and get a dog.

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Staking out the yard, finding the owners that let this happen, follow them home and shite in their yard.

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Why do people start threads like this when they already know the correct answer

That's sounds shitty. Option 3: move.

I've got 7 dogs and barely ever see any dog shite on my property. I do have about 6 acres for them to use though.

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I wouldn't be happy about landmines in my yard either if I was the OP.

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Neither would I. He has every right to be pissed. That’s why I said to catch and yell at the perpetrator(which is exactly what OP did). Not much else you can do besides put signs in your yard and that kind of defeats the purpose.

Outside of that it does you no good to just stew over it.

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Lifelong dog owner. Every dog I’ve ever had, their poop would disappear after 2-3 days.

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I think your dogs were eating the poop if it was gone in 2-3 days.

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Sometimes it would take a little longer if it didn’t rain. But on average it’s about 2-3 days. I’ve seen it a million times.

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. Embrace the fertilizer a

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have you retards ever had a dog?

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Youre the only person in the world with a dog whose shite disappears after 2 days

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He's also the only person in the world that has seen it happen a million times

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Did I say it always took 2.5 days? Or did I say usually?

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You didnt say usually...you specifically said....

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Every dog I’ve ever had, their poop would disappear after 2-3 days

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I guess you’re unfamiliar with hyperbole. You’ve heard the phrase ”I’ve seen it a million times” before right? Surely you don’t think all those times it was actually a million?