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Does your feet ever fall asleep if you sit on the john too long?

Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:56 am
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8133 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:56 am
Stood up to wipe and my whole leg fell asleep. Nearly fell over. Anyway to prevent this?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65678 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:56 am to
hooker problems
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:57 am to
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sit on the john too long

congrats on the hemorrhoids
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:57 am to
Yes. Don't bring your cell phone with you.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:57 am to
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Does your feet

Do your feet

Does your foot
This post was edited on 11/30/18 at 9:58 am
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
915 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:57 am to
Get off of TD while you're poopin.
Posted by Styxion
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2012
1596 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 9:57 am to
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Anyway to prevent this


Get a padded toilet seat. This happens because you are actually sitting on your nerves running to your leg.
Posted by TT
Member since Nov 2007
981 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:16 am to
My feet touch the floor and don’t dangle, so no they don’t fall asleep. Are you a little person?
Posted by JoeKennedysDrool
Fall River Garage
Member since Jan 2018
84 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:50 am to
Do your feet

or

Does your foot
Posted by Tiger HouTX
H-Town
Member since Nov 2007
3518 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:50 am to
quote:

Stood up to wipe and my whole leg fell asleep. Nearly fell over. Anyway to prevent this?


why the hell are you sitting on the pot that long? shite and get off.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1909 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:53 am to
I would bleed to death before my legs go to sleep
Posted by Shunface
Lafayette County Detention Center
Member since Jan 2013
4578 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:53 am to
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Stood up to wipe



Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7311 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:54 am to
Both of my legs fall asleep almost every time I’m on the John. It doesn’t even take that long. 5-10 minutes maybe.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7311 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 10:55 am to
You wipe sitting down??? Are so some kind of acrobat?
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58036 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:15 am to
You might need to go get your colon checked by a doctor brah. That's not normal.
Posted by Drew Brews
SG·LA
Member since Feb 2018
1958 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 11:43 am to
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You wipe sitting down??? Are so some kind of acrobat?


Do people really stand up to wipe? I always thought this was some sort of inside joke that I wasn't in on. Makes no sense.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
7311 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 6:57 pm to
How do you wipe sitting down? The geometry doesn’t make sense. You wipe back to front?
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4064 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 6:57 pm to
You can prevent this by not hovering over your crap like some sort of animal.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63192 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:02 pm to

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How do you wipe sitting down? The geometry doesn’t make sense.


You wipe like a child.
Posted by Fourteen28
Member since Aug 2018
1156 posts
Posted on 11/30/18 at 7:17 pm to
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Stood up to wipe


I had no idea people over the age of 10 did this.
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