re: Does pregnancy really cause uncontrollable gas or do women just use it as an excuse?

We’ve known her for like 11 years now so she wasn’t embarrassed too badly, punken. Lol

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So is it more the progesterone or the child crowding the space that causes the lack of control of the gas?

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Both, and at least 1/3 her being lazy.

Yes pregnancy makes them gassier and them harder to control, but it's not like they are just ripping farts on stop. That's absurd. How often do hear hear a pregnant chick in public or at the office regularly farting? Almost never.

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Both, and at least 1/3 her being lazy. Yes pregnancy makes them gassier and them harder to control, but it's not like they are just ripping farts on stop. That's absurd. How often do hear hear a pregnant chick in public or at the office regularly farting? Almost never.

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Good point. I’ve worked with a bunch of pregnant girls, and I can’t remember any of them doing that at the office. When pregnant girls do that in public, part of it must be them being lazy/comfortable.

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wife spit out 2 kids and I can’t rememebr ever hearing her fart while pregnant.

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She must have just been determined to not let it happen.

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There's two kind of people in the world. Those that fart and those that lie.

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Oh she definitely owned up to it.

Nah, never knocked one up till the wife. I meant the wife, her friends and sisters. I have 3 sisters and the wife has 5 so from 79-04 I was surrounded by those rabid eeerrrrrr, I mean those radiant lovely ladies.

Don't know about pregnancy, but some women, and men, can't control it when they get into their 80's.

Doesn't bother me. They've lived that long, they can do what they want.

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Don't know about pregnancy, but some women, and men, can't control it when they get into their 80's. Doesn't bother me. They've lived that long, they can do what they want.

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Haha. I guess you get a pass once you’re that old. My grandma always has the walking farts.

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They make medicine for gas. Not cool at a family or public function.

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Not sure if that stuff is as effective on pregnant people.

Does her being pregnant affect her ability to walk away from the crowd of people she is in?

Or she could pull her swollen tits out to distract you from the anal trumpet solo.