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Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:35 am to GFunk
Never sleep with a possessed person on the first date. Actually, it’s more of a guideline than a rule.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:38 am to GFunk
I do not lie, cheat or steal nor do I tolerate those that do.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:45 am to GFunk
Everyone's situation is a result of their own decisions.
Don't lend money to friends or relatives.
Don't lend money to friends or relatives.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 11:46 am to GFunk
There is a fine line between red arse and dumb arse.
Don't put your dick where you wouldn't put your face.
Act like you've been somewhere.
Don't put your dick where you wouldn't put your face.
Act like you've been somewhere.
This post was edited on 12/4/19 at 11:47 am
Posted on 12/4/19 at 12:00 pm to GFunk
One of my buddies dads once said “there’s three things in life you never count: years, beers, and women” thought it was hilarious
Posted on 12/4/19 at 12:10 pm to GFunk
Overall, The Golden Rule
I always try to consider what it would be like to be on the other side of the equation when I’m dealing with someone.
Take good care of your eyes, your teeth, and your feet.
The Lord loves a workin’ man.
I always try to consider what it would be like to be on the other side of the equation when I’m dealing with someone.
Take good care of your eyes, your teeth, and your feet.
The Lord loves a workin’ man.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 12:21 pm to GFunk
Man’s got to have a code. Never bring harm to a host’s house or charges, and always bring a gift and abide by guest right.
Always honor your bets. Everything is on principle.
Don’t trust angry women, politicians, or farts,
Always honor your bets. Everything is on principle.
Don’t trust angry women, politicians, or farts,
Posted on 12/4/19 at 12:24 pm to GFunk
One of my rules is "Don't start stupid threads on tigerdroppings"
Posted on 12/4/19 at 12:27 pm to GFunk
go fast smoke grass an eat asss 

Posted on 12/4/19 at 12:54 pm to USMEagles
Never wake up a sleeping baby/kid.
I have 3 kids and we live by this!
I have 3 kids and we live by this!
Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:09 pm to GFunk
Ten Commandments and the golden rule, life is simple and uncomplicated if a decision can be made based on those 11 rules...
Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:30 pm to GFunk
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal
Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:34 pm to GFunk
You do not talk about Fight Club.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:43 pm to LB84
Snitches don't get stitches. They get immunity from prosecution.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 1:47 pm to GFunk
Yes, I have several rules I live by.
Don't bet on slow horse.
Don't put your finger where you wouldn't put your face.
Never pick a fight with a guy nicknamed Champ.
And in the words of the late, great Leroy 'Satchel' Paige. "Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you."
Don't bet on slow horse.
Don't put your finger where you wouldn't put your face.
Never pick a fight with a guy nicknamed Champ.
And in the words of the late, great Leroy 'Satchel' Paige. "Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you."
Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:09 pm to GFunk
Don't ever hire anyone that interviews in a tuxedo.
Oh, and grip it and rip it...
Oh, and grip it and rip it...
Posted on 12/4/19 at 2:20 pm to GFunk
The Repo Man rules:
“Put your seatbelt on, kid. I don’t ride with anyone that don’t wear a seatbelt.”
“The life of a repo man is always intense.”
“No one is innocent.”
“Put your seatbelt on, kid. I don’t ride with anyone that don’t wear a seatbelt.”
“The life of a repo man is always intense.”
“No one is innocent.”
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