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bhtigerfan
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Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
It irks the fricks out of me.

“Ask your doctor if Skyrizi is right for you.”

Skyrizi? What the frick kind of name is that?

Who the frick thinks of these shitty names? Makes me wanna choke a mutherfricker.


ZIGG
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
stop pill popping


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Jim Rockford
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
Teams of marketing experts. Big expensive teams.


Zappas Stache
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
Skyler says hey.


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Mr Personality
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
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Skyrizi? What the frick kind of name is that?


Polish


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bhtigerfan
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
And I can’t tell you what any of them are for.

They’re almost as annoying as ambulance chaser commercials.


BurningHeart
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
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Makes me wanna choke a mutherfricker.


Sounds like you need a Lexapro


bhtigerfan
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
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Teams of marketing experts. Big expensive teams.
How hard can that be?

Allergy drug? Breatheall.

Migraine drug? Relieveit

Boner pill? Stiffenze

Now pay me millions.


bhtigerfan
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
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Sounds like you need a Lexapro


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Pvt Hudson
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
We had to rename a spin-off company a few years back. Finding something that isn’t taken, easily spoofable, or offensive in some language is hard as hell.


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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
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We had to rename a spin-off company a few years back. Finding something that isn’t taken, easily spoofable, or offensive in some language is hard as hell.


I tried making up some B.S. corporation names

Integrant

Foundatian

Reliatude

Fortifent

Impacton

Confidor

Trustient

Partnor

Trustworth

At least 6 of the 9 seem to be taken.

The market on bull shite has apparently been cornered.
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Cdawg
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
Xyzal is kind of catchy plus I can break it out on words with friends.


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Bestbank Tiger
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
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We had to rename a spin-off company a few years back. Finding something that isn’t taken, easily spoofable, or offensive in some language is hard as hell.


30 Rock had a hilarious episode about that.


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Philzilla2k
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
Why is Boniva, not for erectile disfunction.


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Bunk Moreland
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
Thanks, buddy, I ended up with an ad for something called Aimovig at the top of my screen.


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shutterspeed
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
The process of a drug company naming a new drug is pretty interesting.


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tss22h8
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
I'm taking something called Abilify. The generic name is aripiprazole, which sounds like something you order at Olive Garden.


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OKellsBells
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
Drug names today really are annoying. The older names made more sense.

Premarin is made from pregnant mare urine.

Armour Thyroid is porcine origin

Image: https://i.imgur.com/IfDW6Sy.jpg

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Mr Clean
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
Tresiba Ready!

LINK
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Chitown_Badger
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re: Does anyone else hate these damn new drug names?
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Who the frick thinks of these shitty names? Makes me wanna choke a mutherfricker.


I used to be one of the people coming up with the names.

Pharma advertising companies are part of the process, as are other companies that exist solely to do naming.

The names are informed by a creative brief, they're vetted through a trademark search, checked to make sure they won't cause confusion with another drug on the market, and market researched.

I was one of the leads on the team that launched Trintellix. Which was actually launched as Brintellix, but the name had to later be changed because some dumbass confused it with Brilinta.
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