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re: Dodie Osteen passed

Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
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14994 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:34 pm to
That's not even English, Owl.
Olsteen Gibberish.
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
2064 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

I dated fingered one of the daughters not the one that got blown up

orange soda


Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1628 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

Read that again and see if that is what you wanted to type


I may have laughed harder than necessary, but dammit this was funny!
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66902 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:36 pm to
Jalepeno poppers in my air fryer

Might watch local news
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196295 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

Is this the LNST, you having a stroke, and a brag thread about finger-blasting a church girl all in one?

Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66902 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

You having a stroke?

I’m not donating until rummy has the golf tournament. That could be my medium masters vest the sympathetic posters money paid for
This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 9:39 pm
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
2271 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:39 pm to
You’re well known Owlie. Just lookin out. Proof read now and then.

This post was edited on 7/30/25 at 9:45 pm
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:44 pm to
Not sure if stroke or just retarded
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
15774 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

windfall they are getting from saps who donate to that dumbass church


Ex MIL donates close to five figures a year to them. I’m sure there will be a spike.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
21600 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:48 pm to
I think you need some professional help
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122013 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:48 pm to
khou.com

quote:

HOUSTON — Lakewood Church Pastor Joel Osteen’s mother has died, he announced on social media Wednesday. Dolores Osteen was 91 years old.

Below is a message that Osteen posted on Facebook, Instagram and X.

“It is with a heavy heart that Victoria and I, along with our family, announce the passing of our cherished mother and grandmother, Dolores “Dodie” Osteen. She was the beloved matriarch of Lakewood Church, an inspiration to millions of people around the world, and a faithful servant of God. Known as ‘Mama Dodie’ to the entire Lakewood family, together, we celebrate her amazing life and lasting legacy. She passed of natural causes, peacefully at her home. She was 91 years old.”

Dodie Osteen and her husband, the late Pastor John Osteen, started Lakewood Church in 1959 and led it for four decades before their son, Joel Osteen, became senior pastor.


I'll do the job the OP should have done.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8438 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:48 pm to
Fanta is the devil's drink. Satan's syrup
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39152 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:48 pm to
Satan is controlling you my friend. You know this.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122013 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:49 pm to
quote:


Not sure if stroke or just retarded


Both?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74565 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

I dated fingered one of the daughters
Misspelled “sons”.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56138 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:49 pm to
Mattress Mack>Joel Osteen

Congrats on the sex (ish?)

Aldi diet soda

I am embarrassed that I can decipher your jibberish.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
66829 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

I dated fingered one of the daughters
You should bring her to a Phillies game, dude.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37814 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

You having another stroke?
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14543 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196295 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 10:05 pm to
frick puncuation

its ,,,,, 4 pussies
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