re: Doctors of the OT. Please lend me your erudite ears.

3 pages in and no....


Pics of the soon-to-be widow! (to better determine treatment methodology of course)

If you aren't a fan of the pickle juice, try eating a couple of bananas.

Of course I have bamaman.
First, I hope you are feeling better this morning.

Let me try to be helpful.
I think I read that you drank 100 ounces of water.
If you were outside all day, you likely depleted electrolytes and need to replenish.

In the future, you should drink 1 gatorade for every 2 waters.

But you should drink a couple of gatorades now.

If your creatine levels are really high (2.0 or higher) you need to get nephrologist helping you asap.

Good luck

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If your creatine levels are really high

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... you'll look like this guy. Do you look like this guy?

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Above ground pool

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Your pain is due to all the hexavalent chromium you have been swimming in for years.

Kidney stone

Sounds like vitamin d overdose. Expect to break out in rashes in a few hours

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10 minutes ago, the majority of my body started severely cramping at the same time; Calves, hamstrings, thighs, lower abdomen, upper abdomen, mid back, and lower back. When I say severely, I turned into a board in my chair. It was excrutiating. Never in my life have I experienced anything close to this.

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I am not an M.D., but my J.D. tells me that you've been hit by the Crucio Curse. Swish and flick.