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re: Do you think that your average alien can fight?

Posted on 3/30/21 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28266 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 9:03 pm to
No. As a higher being they no longer have to face the threat of physical fisticuffs so they are spoiled babyback bitches.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 9:31 pm to
I am just chillin with the aliens having a few beers.
They told me they want our women and are lovers not fighters.
Posted by ELVIS U
Member since Feb 2007
9923 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 9:34 pm to
Yes they can fight, but not as good as I can.
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
4468 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 10:27 pm to
If any living being, terrestrial or not, approaches me with an anal probe, I'm a fighter and not a lover. frick that bullshite.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27374 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 10:27 pm to
You're asking the wrong question.



Do you think they would taste best in red gravy, brown gravy, or sauce picante?

That's the right question.
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29286 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 10:40 pm to
Yes they can fight....no they won’t have to against us....humans are weak and incredibly dumb.
Posted by The Hurricane
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Aug 2011
7957 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 10:42 pm to
We would get our arse kicked.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27374 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 10:43 pm to
Weak knuckles.
Posted by WinnaSez
Jackson, MS
Member since Mar 2019
997 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 10:44 pm to
Not if their blasters are set to stun.
Posted by The Hurricane
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Aug 2011
7957 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

humans are weak and incredibly dumb.

Earth is just a blip in the grand scheme of things with how many galaxies are out there in the universe and then that’s not taking into account that Earth is 71% water. There are far more parts unknown in the oceans to be concerned about than an alien.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14948 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

Do you think they would taste best in red gravy, brown gravy, or sauce picante?


This would make a good thread.
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas, Tx
Member since Nov 2018
11065 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 10:54 pm to
no clue but i know they piss out of their fingers
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 3/30/21 at 10:57 pm to
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12304 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:39 am to
Alien lizard people have infiltrated the martial arts. So, yeah.
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1011 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 7:09 am to
I'm no James T. Kirk. So I probably don't stand a chance against a repilian alien.
quote:

Alien lizard people have infiltrated the martial arts. So, yeah.

If they have mastered the martial arts then we are truly screwed.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65591 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 7:14 am to
I think you’ll just have to learnthehardway.
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
4943 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:03 am to
Good luck.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70997 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 8:30 am to
How do you check their knuckles? They might not have any.
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