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Do you think that your average alien can fight?
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:38 pm
Not like the illegal type I'm asking about your average gray alien or the sort. Say they are unarmed and maybe just survived a nasty UFO crash and as a result are a bit ill tempered and looking for trouble. Do you think you could beat the dude up? I personally believe for a variety of reasons that the above space man would be in a world of shite if he had to catch these hands. Either way it would make for a cool story.
(This thread is Fred's fault)
(This thread is Fred's fault)
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Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:39 pm to learnthehardway
They can use telekinesis baw.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:39 pm to learnthehardway
Take it from me it’s hard to fight back when you’re being probed
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:40 pm to learnthehardway
Could a gorilla beat up a human?
No reason to believe a human couldn’t beat up a more intelligent life force
No reason to believe a human couldn’t beat up a more intelligent life force
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:41 pm to learnthehardway
I’ve watched ufc pretty religiously for 7 years so I’m pretty sure I can take out the first two or three that stumble out
Earth, frick yea
Earth, frick yea
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:42 pm to learnthehardway
Will Smith knocked one out that had just crashed and was pissed off in Independence Day. I’d say it’s possible.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:42 pm to learnthehardway
If it’s a gray it’ll just use telepathy, if it’s dazed from the crash they’ll just get their arse beat down
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:42 pm to learnthehardway
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I personally believe for a variety of reasons that the above space man would be in a world of shite if he had to catch these hands.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:43 pm to learnthehardway
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:43 pm to learnthehardway
They will give you blinding headache without moving
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:43 pm to learnthehardway
They would probably be microbes that would lose to the average baw in a traditional “fistfight” due to their microscopic size, but be able to penetrate the dermis of the baw’s scuffed knuckles, and cause some sort of lethal infection or crazy autoimmune response to kill him.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:44 pm to Richard Flagget
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Richard Flagget
Did you fat finger an L? Are you talking extraterrestrial probing or extracurricular probing?
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:45 pm to learnthehardway
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your average gray alien or the sort
I wouldn’t frick with a green one, if that’s what you’re asking.
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:46 pm to learnthehardway
A few of them
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:46 pm to learnthehardway
Any being with the tech to cross galaxies and somehow end up at our planet will no doubt have the ability to make us their beeotches. Jeff goldblum aside
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:47 pm to Jim Rockford
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They can use telekinesis baw.
Maybe maybe not. From what I gather they have big awkward heads which would make for a nice target, pretty skinny arms and a bird chest. There are other factors which leave me feeling pretty strong in this one. Imagine if you could have a buddy video it! Instant fame and a fun souvenir
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:48 pm to learnthehardway
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:55 pm to learnthehardway
What is the gravity of their home planet compared to Earth?
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:55 pm to thelawnwranglers
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They will give you blinding headache without moving
Eh... too much whiskey has done this to me many a time.
I’m battle-tested and hardened to the point of giving no fricks. Not to mention I‘ll be even more pissed off if they bring that telekinetic chit....
Don’t bring telekinesis to a knuckle-check alien baw.
This post was edited on 3/30/21 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 3/30/21 at 8:56 pm to Sao
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Sao
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