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re: Do you sit or stand to wipe?
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:29 am to LSUvegasbombed
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:29 am to LSUvegasbombed
wet whipes
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Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:30 am to LSUvegasbombed
Standing up to wipe? WTF? This isn't Riyadh!
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:31 am to oleyeller
quote:
sit, wipe back to front while using my balls as a mudd flap.
made me laugh out loud...people are coming into my office to check on me to make sure I'm okay
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:31 am to LSUvegasbombed
I sit in the sink, facing away from the mirror, and let the water run down my arse crack.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:32 am to JohnZeroQ
Half squat
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:32 am to toosleaux
Cajun Bidet
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:34 am to toosleaux
quote:
I sit in the sink, facing away from the mirror, and let the water run down my arse crack.
Reverse cowboy
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:34 am to LSUvegasbombed
sit, sometime add a bit of water to TP to get squeaky clean
ever watch squatty potty....shows the correct way to evacuate bowels
ever watch squatty potty....shows the correct way to evacuate bowels
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:34 am to LSUvegasbombed
I have angel poops that don't require wiping but I follow up with a flushable wipe just to keep it fresh smelling down there.
This post was edited on 10/15/15 at 9:36 am
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:38 am to LSUvegasbombed
Wipe? It's the current year. Use the three sea shells like an adult.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:38 am to Clark W Griswold
quote:
And then I tried to stand and the shite just made an ink blot between my cheeks.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:42 am to LSUvegasbombed
I wipe sitting down, but my last wipe or 2 is usually standing. Idk why
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:42 am to LSUvegasbombed
quote:
There is a 50/50 split between sitters and standers
I simply do not believe this. At all. There is no way that 50% of the population stands up to wipe.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:43 am to Jenkem Huffington
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Use the three sea shells like an adult.
I went with the same joke on the last wiping thread. Never gets old.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:43 am to jmarto1
This
I stand and wipe both ways until there is NO color on the scrape.
Never went under front while sitting. Was too worried about the hand touching the water
I stand and wipe both ways until there is NO color on the scrape.
Never went under front while sitting. Was too worried about the hand touching the water
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:44 am to LSUvegasbombed
stand upper checking in
it's worked for me my whole life, I don't see the need to sit
it's worked for me my whole life, I don't see the need to sit
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:49 am to retired trucker
"sit, sometime add a bit of water to TP to get squeaky clean"?
->assuming you have shredded TP marinating in your neg hole all day then? If not, please share your preferred brand of baby wipes with the rest of us heathens.
->assuming you have shredded TP marinating in your neg hole all day then? If not, please share your preferred brand of baby wipes with the rest of us heathens.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:49 am to MasCervezas
sitters are pure lazy
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:49 am to CaptainsWafer
quote:
WAIT, YOURE SUPPOSED TO WIPE?!?!?!?
They just don't know how to use the 3 sea shells.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 9:51 am to LSUvegasbombed
USUALLY, if time permits, sit long enough during work hours that it just dries, thus no need to wipe.
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