re: Do you say tall, grande, or venti when ordering at Starbucks?

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Small coffee, black

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Starbucks black coffee is immeasurably worse than Kum and Go and Sheetz

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Don't stop at Starbucks unless I am on the road."

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This. Even then, I try to find a local option or drink coffee at the hotel. Starbucks coffee just doesn’t taste good to me. A very distinct, over roasted taste.

And when I’m absolutely forced to, I say medium or large because A) who orders a small coffee? and B) I can never remember what the Starbucks slang is for medium or large

I make my own coffee. You’re a fig

I’ve actually never ordered from Starbucks and I’ve never been to a chick fila drive through. Two things I only know about because of the OT.

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I don't go to Starbucks

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I went to a Starbucks. Once. Mrs. M and Daughter M we’re at a Bridal Shower and my son in law and I had to kill some time.

It was in Central, ironically not far from Blackies, on the same side of Sullivan.

That Central has a Starbucks in and of itself is oxymoronic. The values of Starbucks and those of the majority of Centralites seem at odds with one another.

There probably shouldn’t be any north of, say, Greenwell Springs or better yet I-10.

I ordered a large cafe au lait. It wasn’t too good.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot, black, & strong…

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I like my women like I like my coffee: tan and bitter.

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You can milk anything with nipples

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I don’t go to Starbucks

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Venti iced latte with oat milk has been my go to for years now.

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Does it make your a-hole hurt? It sounds like something that might make your a-hole hurt.

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You feel pretentious with another language? Italians are people!

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Tall isn’t Italian. Grande in Italian means great…Venti means winds. At least according to Google.