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re: Do You Know Of Anyone Who Hired An Escort
Posted on 12/1/16 at 6:56 am to Bushmaster
Posted on 12/1/16 at 6:56 am to Bushmaster
he's paying more than a grand for that or they're amigas instead of pros
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Posted on 12/1/16 at 7:20 am to Mir
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Ive known a few of 3000$+ a night escorts who more often just something to be pretty on an old guys arm for the night and didn't frick em
Witnessed this when my gf and I went with to Mardi Gras ball in Nola a few years ago. He had one fly in from NC. High $$ and hot as hell... and equally as Batshit Crazy. Didn't frick him and made our night miserable when she got shitfaced.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 7:27 am to dabigfella
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3 pages and nobody mentioned it. If you want a decent hooker, not a porn star, for that youll need to be verified by lourdes and pay $2500/hr, for a normal hooker in your town, go to eccie.net and read the girls reviews, you can find out who is and isnt a scammer, also read reviews from all the other guys who've plowed her, its riveting.
This guy knows his hookers.
Go to the ECCIE New Orleans board and you will find "provider" ads for NO, BR, and Lafayette. Each provider has a "showcase" that has reviews. Unless you are a member you can't read the whole reviews.
Reading the reviews is entertaining, along with all of the acronyms. I was amazed by the amount of guys that went down on a hooker (or as they use the acronym DATY).
Posted on 12/1/16 at 7:28 am to Tear It Up
Didn't we have someone on TD that paid for a well known pr0nstar hookup? Will have to search to see if I can find that thread.
This post was edited on 12/1/16 at 7:30 am
Posted on 12/1/16 at 7:29 am to OweO
Ha ummmm yea...
Several.
Several.
Posted on 12/1/16 at 11:56 pm to OweO
I swear I think I remember my fiance drunk in Nola one time telling me he got a hand job from a pregnant chick at a whore house outside of vegas but he won't admit it now.
Posted on 12/2/16 at 1:03 am to Tear It Up
Never really thought about hookers much, but just spent an hour on eccie. Nice!
Posted on 12/2/16 at 5:49 am to Tear It Up
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i was amazed by the amount of guys that went down on a hooker (or as they use the acronym DATY).
That seems like just about the worst idea ever.
Posted on 12/2/16 at 6:21 am to OWLFAN86
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you haven't lived til a Vegas escort snorts a line of coke off of your cock then the two of you go on a 24 hour bender which ends in the death of a pit boss followed with a celebratory rooty tooty fresh and fruity breakfast at Dennys
You know how I know you're lying?
Because Denny's doesn't have the Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity. That's IHOP. Denny's has the Grand Slam.
Only us true baws know that :pimp;
Posted on 12/2/16 at 6:52 am to OweO
We were in NOLA one time back when I was at Ole Miss, and I got picked up for PI and sent to the OPP. My friends were all too drunk to come bail me out, making for a pretty awesome night amongst violent offenders. That's a post for another day.
Anyway, I got out the next morning, called a cab, and made it back to the quarter to the hotel we were all staying at. I walk into the room I was sharing with my buddy, and there's a mid 50's trailer trash crack whore eating cold pizza and smoking a joint in our room (it was the Sonesta, so not like we were in a shite hotel). I was freaking out and asking who the frick she was and why she was in my room smoking a roach that was under my name. My buddy comes strolling out, still drunk as frick, and just announces to the room all cheerfully "I called this hooker service and she came over so I could frick her in the arse last night for $50". He proceeds to disrobe in the living room and further announce "I'm going to shower and get the skank off me". She didn't miss a beat and continued to watch The Goonies that was playing on TBS like nothing was wrong.
I politely asked her to leave, and she asked for her $50 which I paid without incident. She proceeded to put out her dwindling joint, put it in a hopefully unused condom in her purse, picked up her glass crack pipe off the living room table, and left. My buddy made it back out of the shower to say he puked in the shower as he saw he had feces in his pubic hair. Puking made him sober up and it hit him like a ton of bricks. He showed me the ad he had called for "young hot coed escorts" and was on his phone frantically searching for a number to an STD clinic while just repeating "WTF did I do, WTF did I do". I thanked him for not trying to bail me out, and instead inviting a prirate hooker over to slam her gaping a-hole. We shared a laugh at that comment and then went to get a Bloody Mary at Brennan's to start our bender all over again and forgot what happened the night before. The next night was somehow just as interesting, but OT to this post so I'll end the story here.
He got married three years ago, and I was the best man. I gave my speech at the reception dinner and started setting up that story about that time we went to NOLA and I didn't make it home one night. His face went pale and his jaw hit the table. We hadn't spoken of that night in a decade, and he completely forgot. He looked like he was going to faint before I segweyed into a different story saying "Maybe this one isn't appropriate right now" as the wedding party all laughed. Ten years later, I got the last laugh.
Anyway, I got out the next morning, called a cab, and made it back to the quarter to the hotel we were all staying at. I walk into the room I was sharing with my buddy, and there's a mid 50's trailer trash crack whore eating cold pizza and smoking a joint in our room (it was the Sonesta, so not like we were in a shite hotel). I was freaking out and asking who the frick she was and why she was in my room smoking a roach that was under my name. My buddy comes strolling out, still drunk as frick, and just announces to the room all cheerfully "I called this hooker service and she came over so I could frick her in the arse last night for $50". He proceeds to disrobe in the living room and further announce "I'm going to shower and get the skank off me". She didn't miss a beat and continued to watch The Goonies that was playing on TBS like nothing was wrong.
I politely asked her to leave, and she asked for her $50 which I paid without incident. She proceeded to put out her dwindling joint, put it in a hopefully unused condom in her purse, picked up her glass crack pipe off the living room table, and left. My buddy made it back out of the shower to say he puked in the shower as he saw he had feces in his pubic hair. Puking made him sober up and it hit him like a ton of bricks. He showed me the ad he had called for "young hot coed escorts" and was on his phone frantically searching for a number to an STD clinic while just repeating "WTF did I do, WTF did I do". I thanked him for not trying to bail me out, and instead inviting a prirate hooker over to slam her gaping a-hole. We shared a laugh at that comment and then went to get a Bloody Mary at Brennan's to start our bender all over again and forgot what happened the night before. The next night was somehow just as interesting, but OT to this post so I'll end the story here.
He got married three years ago, and I was the best man. I gave my speech at the reception dinner and started setting up that story about that time we went to NOLA and I didn't make it home one night. His face went pale and his jaw hit the table. We hadn't spoken of that night in a decade, and he completely forgot. He looked like he was going to faint before I segweyed into a different story saying "Maybe this one isn't appropriate right now" as the wedding party all laughed. Ten years later, I got the last laugh.
Posted on 12/2/16 at 6:53 am to OweO
Absolutely. Bp in Baton Rouge. She ended up staying longer and giving him some free time.
Posted on 12/2/16 at 7:10 am to OweO
Yes. A buddy did it in Vegas. We met her before the rest of the group went out to the casinos. Came up to the room and actually chatted with the rest of us for a while. I'm sure it was all an act. She was a dime, though.
Turns out She was in the Hooters calendar. One of the guys found it and at least 2 or 3 times a year will text the group her picture. I've gotten that text on Christmas morning before.
Turns out She was in the Hooters calendar. One of the guys found it and at least 2 or 3 times a year will text the group her picture. I've gotten that text on Christmas morning before.
Posted on 12/2/16 at 7:15 am to OweO
Worked with an older black guy at a refinery for 6 years... guy had a serious gambling issue among other lifestyle problems...
He was 60 and was always talking about how he had two different GFs that were in their mid 30s for a few years so we were always a little skeptical of the shite this guy talked about.. anyways, one day he goes to the company Christmas party with one of his 'GFs' and another one of my coworkers recognized his 'GF' from a backpage hookup.. she was a hooker and hank knew it... he'd take her and her mom to the casino all the time and let them drain his bank account, his retirement funds, etc just so he could get some pussy every now and then...
My guy that knew the chick called her out for her shite and what she was doing to hank and hilarity ensued
He was 60 and was always talking about how he had two different GFs that were in their mid 30s for a few years so we were always a little skeptical of the shite this guy talked about.. anyways, one day he goes to the company Christmas party with one of his 'GFs' and another one of my coworkers recognized his 'GF' from a backpage hookup.. she was a hooker and hank knew it... he'd take her and her mom to the casino all the time and let them drain his bank account, his retirement funds, etc just so he could get some pussy every now and then...
My guy that knew the chick called her out for her shite and what she was doing to hank and hilarity ensued
Posted on 12/2/16 at 7:33 am to OweO
Not related but a funny story (to me). Went to Afghanistan and on the way had to stop in Kyrgystan for a week. Stopped in the post office and talking to the postmaster and he was bitching because the air force had recently taken up residnce there. Said he used to could find a fine arse hooker for $20 and would stay the entire night with you. SInce the air force came those little horny bastards brought the price up to $100
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