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Posted on 1/3/22 at 10:34 am to tigahbruh
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Dafuq is "MLM"?
Multi-level marketing companies. Those things where people (particularly women, no offense) sign up to sell stuff for a company. Think Avon, AdvoCare, etc.
Posted on 1/3/22 at 10:42 am to Geekboy
Years ago, a buddy had family over for Christmas. It was the first place he owned, so it was kind of a big deal. He had CDs playing in his 5 disc DVD player. He didn't realize that the 5th disc was a porn DVD. No one noticed that the player had shuffled to porn until about 10 minutes into it.
Posted on 1/3/22 at 10:44 am to Geekboy
Geekboy, did you accidentally airdrop something inappropriate during Mom's Tupperware party?
Posted on 1/3/22 at 10:46 am to Geekboy
Hell, that sounds like something I'd do on purpose!
Posted on 1/3/22 at 10:50 am to tigahbruh
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Dafuq is "MLM"?
Multi Level Marketing......better known as a Ponzi scheme
Posted on 1/3/22 at 10:51 am to Animal
Pyramid, baw
Posted on 1/3/22 at 11:09 am to Geekboy
MLM is that like S&M?
Posted on 1/3/22 at 11:21 am to WhuckFistle
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Not exactly that way, but back when I was around 15 years old.
The 2 neighbor daughters brought over a movie that said Pretty Woman from the movie collection in their living room.
We put in the vcr and hit play. I’ll be damned if it wasn’t a homemade movie of her mom getting ate out by another woman.
We all yelled “your mom is a lesbian”.
Weird thing is, they didn’t seem too distraught. Looking back now after 30 or so years, I have a feeling some shady shite went on in that house.
These types of stories are what brings be back here every day
Posted on 1/3/22 at 2:07 pm to WhuckFistle
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I’ll be damned if it wasn’t a homemade movie of her mom getting ate out by another woman.
Better than her dad getting pounded in the arse by another dude.
Posted on 1/3/22 at 2:28 pm to Geekboy
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The guy (husband) was surfing porn in the other room and somehow accidentally enable air play and the porn showed up on the tv in front of said gathering causing a wildly embarrassing moment for this guy.
Dear sir,
I am from the Nigerian Bank of Commerce. Please to be sending your SSN and routing number for the bank account of which to be deposited the sum of €48,000,000.
If I am not in the receipt of your reply by 0200 this night, you will forefeet all moneys to the Nigerian government.
Faithfully yours,
Prince Akumi Tupu
Head Minister
Nigerian Bank of Banking
Posted on 1/3/22 at 2:34 pm to Tempratt
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Better than her dad getting pounded in the arse by another dude.
We didn’t come across any of those vids. Although they did have a cabinet full of vhs tapes in the living room.
Did find a vhs that was nothing but bestiality, which was disturbing. Also found topless photos of the old man’s other daughter who was pregnant.
Posted on 1/3/22 at 3:20 pm to tigahbruh
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Dafuq is "MLM"?
Man
Lady
Man
Otherwise known as a menage a trois or a devils threesome
Posted on 1/3/22 at 3:22 pm to LT
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menage a trois
If you want to double down on the French theme, if the two guys high five each other while both are balls deep on either end of the chick, it’s called an Eiffel Tower.
“Because knowledge is power!”
Posted on 1/3/22 at 3:30 pm to Geekboy
An elderly family member did.
He is old school and was watching a flick on dvd one night. His bedroom had a deck off of it, and he had speakers inside and outside, with a source switch to change them.
He was a little fricked up, and didn't notice that the speakers outside were playing his flick. He just kept turning it up to where he could hear it.
Ring ring ring...
Hey, ___, why the frick are you playing a porn that loud on your back deck?
He is old school and was watching a flick on dvd one night. His bedroom had a deck off of it, and he had speakers inside and outside, with a source switch to change them.
He was a little fricked up, and didn't notice that the speakers outside were playing his flick. He just kept turning it up to where he could hear it.
Ring ring ring...
Hey, ___, why the frick are you playing a porn that loud on your back deck?
Posted on 1/3/22 at 4:04 pm to Geekboy
Not the exact same thing, but when my dad had one of those giant console stereos and had speakers run outside. I decided to play my Ted Nugent Double Live Gonzo 8 track in it, but forgot to switch from B to A so it was blaring outside where my Mom was and of course the intro to Cat Scratch Fever came on.
Posted on 1/3/22 at 4:09 pm to Geekboy
An old 83 yr old friend of the family was in his bedroom and forgot the tv in his parlor was paired with his bedroom tv. He has a daughter, SIL, and 2 grandsons living with him. I was there visiting the Daughter’s family and one of the son’s had a handful of his friends there to swim in their pool. His daughter looks into the parlor from the kitchen and says WTH? About 6 of us could see the screen and it showed a full on phukkin scene. she ran to his bedroom and yelled at him. LOL
Yes, it happened.
Yes, it happened.
Posted on 1/3/22 at 4:23 pm to Yewkindewit
I absolutely know a guy who is now divorced because he was secretly meeting and fricking skanks online. Apparently, one sent him a video telling him all the shite she was gonna do to him next time they got together. He was watching it as his wife pulled up and the Bluetooth audio paired to the vehicle she was in. She confronted him about it, he came clean, and is now broke.
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