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Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:50 pm to Chief Hinge
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Ain’t no way I’m putting my bare arse on a piss soaked public toilet seat.
Take a paper towel, soap, water, and clean the toilet seat and rim. problem solved.
Yeah, not your job, but the alternative is a nasty toilet seat. I'd rather poop in peace.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:51 pm to cbree88
Only way to do it is build a nest
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:55 pm to cbree88
I have never in my life shite in a public toilet. Not once.
I never get the urge when I’m out somewhere. It just doesn’t happen.
It’s like my body knows I only shite in private bathrooms.
I never get the urge when I’m out somewhere. It just doesn’t happen.
It’s like my body knows I only shite in private bathrooms.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:55 pm to cbree88
I form an impenetrable barrier with toilet paper to sit on. You also have to waste half a roll forming a landing pad. That blue water splash back is hard to wash off the old balls. It’s like building a nest.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:56 pm to tigergirl10
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I’m a woman and never heard of this.
No way you’re a woman.
And that’s revolting.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:57 pm to LSUGrrrl
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Posted on 1/19/22 at 7:57 pm to Dustydubs
I do not hover but I roost them. Roosting involves placing your feet on the toilet seat and bending like a roosting chicken and spraying shat all over the place so the people behind you have to hover or use disinfecting wipes from their murse
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:12 pm to Hank R Hill
Hover? Maybe if I were a gymnast. 
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:15 pm to Retrograde
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People put their arse cheeks on public toilets? That’s fricking disgusting
This is the reason society's immune system is shite.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:40 pm to tigergirl10
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I’m a woman and never heard of this.
I don't believe you.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:41 pm to Chief Hinge
Depends on the public bathroom. Any suspicion and I'm laying down a paper arse gasket.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:47 pm to cbree88
I always shite in the leasing office at my apartment complex instead of my own bathroom. The keto shits can get messy.
No seat cover or squatting needed because that bitch is always clean, even though I tear it up every day.
No seat cover or squatting needed because that bitch is always clean, even though I tear it up every day.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:51 pm to Chief Hinge
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Ain’t no way I’m putting my bare arse on a piss soaked public toilet seat.
Unless it's wet (and if it is, you wipe if off) or you have open sores on your arse cheeks, what disease exactly do you think is going thru your skin from that toilet seat?
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:51 pm to cbree88
Y'all some dainty fellers.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:52 pm to cbree88
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Do you hover when you use the bathroom
No but I have to constantly point my little dick down with one hand so I don't pee all over the bathroom while pushing a poo out.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:52 pm to cbree88
Gotta go gotta go
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:53 pm to Ricardo
That's why they make TP.
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:54 pm to HeadSlash
Worst is the ones that leave one black arse hair on the seat.
It's always ONE HAIR
It's always ONE HAIR
Posted on 1/19/22 at 8:58 pm to tigergirl10
Solid job of letting every one know you're not a woman 
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