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Do you fart in public?
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:35 pm
Do you release a silent killer every once in a while or do you excuse yourself to rip one in the bathroom?
Or are you a total savage and rip farts with equal levels of smell and volume in public?
Or are you a total savage and rip farts with equal levels of smell and volume in public?
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Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:36 pm to starkvingrad
Wrong board
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:36 pm to starkvingrad
Crop dust the frick out of people. Especially in grocery stores
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:36 pm to RLDSC FAN
God damn it.
Just gonna own my mistake now.
Just gonna own my mistake now.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:38 pm to starkvingrad
Just edit your subject to reflect, "Does Lebron fart in public?"
And it fits right in on the MSB.
And it fits right in on the MSB.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:45 pm to starkvingrad
Do you fart at sporting events? (Make it at least board relevant).
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:49 pm to LSUJuicer
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Do you fart at sporting events? (Make it at least board relevant).
Somebody kept ripping killer ones in our section at State football. game a few years back. Some big black guy kept yelling out," Somebody just admit it. Cause if that's your breath you've got bigger issues". I mean it was bad. If it was me I'd been guilty from laughing my arse off.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:49 pm to starkvingrad
I have bad luck with it. I’ve sharted a few times and had a moist spray too often to try it anymore
This post was edited on 12/1/21 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:52 pm to rmnldr
AGGIE BOARD
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:55 pm to starkvingrad
You could be the world farting champion. Joey Chestnut is to hot dogs what you are to farts.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 5:58 pm to starkvingrad
Every chance I get.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:02 pm to starkvingrad
Yes. Always
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:04 pm to starkvingrad
If in mixed company, I will always excuse myself and head somewhere private to pass the offensive gaseous matter.
However, if in a bar with friends standing around drinking pints and telling lies, all bets are off.
The following was done to me by my wife a while back.
We were shopping in Rouses on Carrollton Ave. and she stopped by the frozen food section with the cart in the back of the store while I went down the aisle nearby to pick up something we needed.
When I got near her, she called me over and said she thinks something was wrong with the freezer since there was a real bad smell in that area and asked me to come over and check it out.
I did and she was right, it was rank. It was just about then that I heard her snickering behind me and I realized I had been had by one of her SBD farts. I started cracking up, along with her and it kept us amused for the rest of the trip to the store.
That woman could have been one of the extras in the bean scene in "Blazing Saddles".
However, if in a bar with friends standing around drinking pints and telling lies, all bets are off.
The following was done to me by my wife a while back.
We were shopping in Rouses on Carrollton Ave. and she stopped by the frozen food section with the cart in the back of the store while I went down the aisle nearby to pick up something we needed.
When I got near her, she called me over and said she thinks something was wrong with the freezer since there was a real bad smell in that area and asked me to come over and check it out.
I did and she was right, it was rank. It was just about then that I heard her snickering behind me and I realized I had been had by one of her SBD farts. I started cracking up, along with her and it kept us amused for the rest of the trip to the store.
That woman could have been one of the extras in the bean scene in "Blazing Saddles".
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:30 pm to starkvingrad
Only out loud in a vacant aisle in a store or silently just about anywhere. Butt, I must say, the older I get the less I fart.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:38 pm to starkvingrad
I rip them whenever and wherever
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:38 pm to starkvingrad
Who doesn't? Public is a huge place. If I can, I move away from people if possible. Now in my car with friends, that's a different story. 
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:39 pm to starkvingrad
Always on the treadmill. Gets the stomach shook up. I silently bomb everyone I possibly can.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:42 pm to raceboy
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Crop dust the frick out of people
Haven’t heard that in a long time….still funny as hell!
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:43 pm to starkvingrad
I’m too old to trust a fart, especially one in public. I’m too afraid of shitting myself.
Posted on 12/1/21 at 6:44 pm to Tear It Up
That would be a daily double, the stench would be horrendous especially in an elevator. 
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