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re: Do you buy kids alcohol who "hey mister" you?

Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by WeeWee
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:12 pm to
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Do you buy kids alcohol who "hey mister" you?


nope

However I do buy my 17 year old cousin beer when he asks
Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:13 pm to
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Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:13 pm to
No but I take their money and teach them a valuable life lesson about law breaking.
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28158 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:14 pm to
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who got the one-armed Iranian dude on Lee busted?


nope wasn't me
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:14 pm to
When I was 21 I went to Houston to see Nada Surf. The show sucked, and I was about to leave early when some chicks who were clearly 15 or younger gave me $20 to buy them each a Crown & Coke. I said "sure thing" and left with the money.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:15 pm to
Yeah but only if they are girls. I usually ask them if they want me to buy beer and cigarettes for them before they ask me
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:15 pm to
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How much did they pay you?


geez, I don't remember exactly. I want to say around 10 bucks/hour but this was over 25 years ago
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
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Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:17 pm to
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When I was 21 I went to Houston to see Nada Surf. The show sucked, and I was about to leave early when some chicks who were clearly 15 or younger gave me $20 to buy them each a Crown & Coke. I said "sure thing" and left with the money.



Some guidos asked me to buy them a handle of vodka. I bought one and emptied the liquor into another container and filled the handle with water. Gave them that and peaced out, never to see them again.
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:19 pm to
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Some guidos asked me to buy them a handle of vodka. I bought one and emptied the liquor into another container and filled the handle with water. Gave them that and peaced out, never to see them again.


wow, so you are that kind of douchebag?
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:19 pm to
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Some guidos asked me to buy them a handle of vodka. I bought one and emptied the liquor into another container and filled the handle with water. Gave them that and peaced out, never to see them again.
I completely support fricking kids over when they're trying to break the law.
Posted by TexasTiger01
Lake Houston
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:20 pm to
If she's of legal age and doesn't drag her teeth...
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:20 pm to
I would rather my kid to just ask me than to risk asking a stranger.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:21 pm to
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wow, so you are that kind of douchebag?

I'm one, too.

I remember being at a bar in Manhattan a few years ago and there was this chick whose voice was so high-pitched that I was going out of my mind, so when I found out during the conversation that she was 19, I had her bounced. I felt GREAT.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:21 pm to
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Some guidos asked me to buy them a handle of vodka. I bought one and emptied the liquor into another container and filled the handle with water. Gave them that and peaced out, never to see them again.



I'm assuming this was McCormicks or Mr. Boston or some shite, so that makes it even more petty.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:21 pm to
I always loved when some Freshman turd was trying to show off to girls at our parties and would be like "Can you go on an alcohol run?" Then he would give me the $50 his mommy gave him for Halloween with zero knowledge of alcohol prices and say "Get us the good stuff"...He'd wind up with Milwaukee's Best and Old Crow and I'd wind up a few dollars richer
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:21 pm to
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Why would you want to risk being responsible for...

A. Some kid killing someone because they're driving drunk

B. Some kid getting killed because they're driving drunk

C. Some kid going to jail because they're out somewhere drunk

D. You going to jail for buying the kid booze?

Is being "cool" worth any of that?


Damn bro, why such a Debbie-Downer? How about

E. Some kid is super outgoing and totally gets to third base with a cheer-leader


How come you forgot that scenario?
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:21 pm to
Wierd thing is my buddy just got busted for this.. He got charges pressed because his little cousins buddy got caught drink by his parents and said my buddy bought it for him.. Cops were called he got taken to jail and now has a court date.. I'm sure he didn't since we were out to eat and then got back to the house and found them drinking
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116180 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:22 pm to
I wouldn't do it, just because I don't like being bothered with it. I already buy enough for my underage friends, let alone some rando kids at the gas station


Plus they probably look older than me so they never ask


If they want beer that bad, then they can go into the ghetto and buy from some Iraqis
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:24 pm to
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wow, so you are that kind of douchebag?
I don't think you can criticize anyone in this thread.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 12:24 pm to
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Damn bro, why such a Debbie-Downer? How about

E. Some kid is super outgoing and totally gets to third base with a cheer-leader


How come you forgot that scenario?

He's just trying to fear-monger us all


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