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re: Do deaf people have super loud sex?

Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10958 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:03 pm to
It depends, but they are definitely very handsy
Posted by WhoDatLSUMan
Bossier City
Member since Jan 2020
140 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:04 pm to
Asking for a friend?
Posted by geauxlsu07
Adirondack Mountains
Member since Jan 2005
35865 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:13 pm to
Google turtles having sex…that’s my only thought
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:15 pm to
There’s an old Helen Keller joke along these lines
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:16 pm to
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Had a buddy pound this dead chick


Was his name Ted?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72928 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:17 pm to
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Had a buddy pound this dead chick on the regular.
I’ll go out on a limb and suggest that you find some new buddies.
Posted by PaulMainieriEmbolism
Louisianer
Member since Jul 2020
813 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:18 pm to
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Had a buddy pound this dead chick on the regular.


They don’t say no
Posted by Untethered
Member since Aug 2021
28 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:19 pm to
They just sign very aggressively.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:19 pm to
Is it still all pink on the inside?
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5445 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:25 pm to
I have 1st hand experience. My dad was married to a blind, deaf, mute woman. I was a kid and had the fortune of being at his apartment once when they had sex. It truly sounded like he was murdering her. This was 30 plus years ago and it still creeps me out.
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5105 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:25 pm to
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and listen
ISWYDT.

Unrelated to this, wife and I were newlyweds living in an apartment with paper thin walls. Apparently our bedroom was adjacent to the town hoor. We were getting it on regularly on our side, but across the hall there was banging/moaning coming from that bedroom 5-8x every day/night. It was disconcerting. Felt like playing a game we could never win.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23337 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:37 pm to
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Had a buddy pound this dead chick on the regular.
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:42 pm to
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mute woman


The only true OT10 - aside from Eric Decker, of course
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
10555 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:52 pm to
They don't use safe words.
Posted by FieldEngineer
Member since Jan 2015
2598 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:55 pm to
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My dad was married to a blind, deaf, mute woman.


I want to reply to this, but I don’t even know what to say. Props to your old man.
This post was edited on 8/28/21 at 9:55 pm
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 9:58 pm to
not unless it really dry
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:03 pm to
What killed her?
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:08 pm to
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Low, guttural, animalistic grunting.


I hear fine and I do that sometimes.

Your friend is a pussy.
Posted by RoscoeHarper
Edmond, OK
Member since Aug 2011
4930 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

I have 1st hand experience. My dad was married to a blind, deaf, mute woman. I was a kid and had the fortune of being at his apartment once when they had sex. It truly sounded like he was murdering her. This was 30 plus years ago and it still creeps me out


I think that'd be considered 2nd hand experience. Unless you were on the film crew I guess.
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