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re: Do couples who drink enjoy a better sex life?

Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:38 pm to
Buzzed is good, drunk is not.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:05 pm to
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nothing beats hotel sex


always ask for the highest floor of a high rise and pin her against the plate glass window.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:06 pm to
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wife polishing off a wine magnum


Subtle brag


i felt like it was kind of the opposite of a brag.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:06 pm to
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Absolutely. When we drink shite gets weird.

:fistbump:
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:07 pm to
Its actually the only way I get laid
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56969 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:07 pm to
I don't drink but the SO does.

The question is if both do not drink?
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:07 pm to
Couples who work out enjoy a better sex life
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:12 pm to
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Absolutely. When we drink shite gets weird.

Amen brother.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40267 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:26 pm to
Ex gf would not only let me PIIHB when she was drunk, she begged for it.



But she was crazy as a loon so that didn't work out
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:44 pm to
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sorry for your boring sex life, tea-totalers.


Sorry you need a buzz to frick your old cum dumpster.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:51 pm to
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Sorry you need a buzz to frick your old cum dumpster.


she's a real battle-axe
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 2:33 pm to
Your hand isn't your wife and sticking a finger up your arse while jerking it does not count as being creative
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 2:35 pm to
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Your hand isn't your wife and sticking a finger up your arse while jerking it does not count as being creative
well sure it does
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 2:50 pm to
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My wife gets very emotional and cries every time she drinks, so no...it isn't better.

Doesn't she do that after sex too?
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33964 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 2:58 pm to
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always ask for the highest floor of a high rise and pin her against the plate glass window.


There was a couple that plummeted to their deaths like that.

LINK
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7230 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 3:13 pm to
Ex-sex is better!

Edit: I meant ecstasy but sex with the ex is always great too.
This post was edited on 6/24/16 at 3:16 pm
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7695 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 3:38 pm to
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always ask for the highest floor of a high rise and pin her against the plate glass window.


Does not work when wife has a fear of heights...

Learned that one the hard way...
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86692 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 3:39 pm to
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Doesn't she do that after sex too?


no

afterwards its "is that it?" follow by her going to shower to wash the disgust off of herself
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62131 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 4:13 pm to
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Your hand isn't your wife and sticking a finger up your arse while jerking it does not count as being creative


Someone is speaking from experience.
Posted by daltonvol
Member since Nov 2014
592 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 4:18 pm to
Drinks are the only way I can talk my wife into a threesome, so yeah, we drink a lot.
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