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re: Do couples who drink enjoy a better sex life?

Posted on 6/24/16 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19451 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 4:32 pm to
Shite getting weird for me was having a drunk anti-porn girlfriend whip out my laptop and suggest we watch adult entertainment.

It only got weird that morning when she realized I recognized some of the 'actresses'.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 4:35 pm to

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There was a couple that plummeted to their deaths like that.


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A steamy lovemaking session turned tragic after a couple in China reportedly fell out of a window to their deaths,


oh well that makes me feel a little better. i think the hilton uses a stronger grade of window.

eta posted in the 'artist' thread but its more applicable to this one now that I think about it:

the SO and i bought a piece of plywood and painted it in the garage, then had a few drinks, turned on a flourescent black light, squirted some acrylics on the plywwod and went to town.

its hanging on the wall in our bedroom now and unless you know what you're looking for, you'll miss the hands & butt imprints. it just looks like abstract art.


THANK YOU LIQUOR
This post was edited on 6/24/16 at 4:45 pm
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 4:45 pm to
Semi-drunk sex is great sex............ I have had chicks go down me that are just shy as shite until they get a few in them. I have had some great Christmas party sex that way........
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19063 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 4:52 pm to
Only if we drink that "come on, baby!"
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27872 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 5:12 pm to
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Non buzzed sex is good, buzzed sex is great.



For me it is equal to shooting pool. There is a narrow buzzed window where I can shoot pool pretty well. 3 or 4 beers. Hit the 5th beer and I can't hit anything.

My dick works the exact same way. Buzzed=Good. Drunk = Whiskey Dick.

Mrs. Alum is well aware of the affliction.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23218 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 5:58 pm to
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I'll never finish.


You think that's a bad thing?
Try popping some peptides and viagra. Your wife will hate you.
Posted by dale10
The Red Stick
Member since May 2006
978 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 6:41 pm to
Absolutely..

Drunk + hotel = hours of anything goes.
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18936 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 9:57 pm to
I just wait until she's too drunk to know what is happening and have my way with her.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94675 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 5:24 pm to
Is that you trillhog?
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