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Do birds have bowel and bladder control?
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:33 pm
Can they hold it?
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Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:36 pm to Pandy Fackler
They probably dont shite in their nest.
This post was edited on 4/18/23 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:37 pm to Pandy Fackler
They can’t. Also I believe it all comes out in their shite. Birds don’t pee.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:37 pm to Pandy Fackler
Now THIS is an OT thread.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:38 pm to Pandy Fackler
birds don't have the same kind of muscled sphincter that we do, which is meant to control when we choose to go, they do still have some muscles around their cloaca, which is their everything hole. Eggs and excrement all come from the same place
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:38 pm to James11111
Fun Fact : Chickens produce 70% of their manure on the roost at night.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:39 pm to Pandy Fackler
If you have pet birds, and potty train them to only shite in certain spots, it can cause hormonal issues including prolapsing
This post was edited on 4/18/23 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:40 pm to HoboDickCheese
I dunno, but as much as they shite on cars I think they have an idea of what they are doing
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:42 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Do birds have bowel and bladder control?
Can they hold it?
i think they know when they are about to have to, and move so as not to shite in their own nest
beyond that, no i dont think they can hold it
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:42 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Do birds have bowel and bladder control?
I believe so. Every time I step outside, a bird shits on me. How else could they do this?
This post was edited on 4/20/23 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:43 pm to 225rumpshaker
You need to befriend them, my truck hasn’t been shat on in years
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:56 pm to Pandy Fackler
Dunno, but some, like gulls, sure do seem to lighten the load before they take off
Posted on 4/18/23 at 6:58 pm to Pandy Fackler
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:25 pm to Pandy Fackler
I know chickens don’t.
They shite anytime anywhere.
They even shite while they’re sleeping.
They shite anytime anywhere.
They even shite while they’re sleeping.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:27 pm to Pandy Fackler
The real question is has a bird ever eaten a worm while shitting and peeing at the same time?
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:30 pm to 9Fiddy
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The real question is has a bird ever eaten a worm while shitting and peeing at the same time?
Ok. Now we're getting somewhere. My threads are inspired and on the subject of shitting and eating at the same time. I was watching a couple of hummingbirds drink nectar and shite at the same time.
It didn't seem right until I realized I've eaten and shite at the same time as well.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:31 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Ok. Now we're getting somewhere. My threads are inspired and on the subject of shitting and eating at the same time. I was watching a couple of hummingbirds drink nectar and shite at the same time.
It didn't seem right until I realized I've eaten and shite at the same time as well.
Has anyone ever burped and farted at the same time? That seems like it'd be an impressive feat.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:33 pm to Pandy Fackler
Yes, those Uptown birds execute targeted assaults on my car daily.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:37 pm to Pandy Fackler
I don't know for sure, but I am pretty sure they just shite as soon as they have to. They probably don't even think about it.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:37 pm to saint tiger225
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Has anyone ever burped and farted at the same time? That seems like it'd be an impressive feat.
Hmmmmmmm. Has anyone ever burped a fart?
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