Do any of you refuse to use Grande, Venti, etc when ordering coffee?

I don't go to starbucks but I would feel like this if I used those stupid words when ordering.

You already look like that

I go to better coffee places, and they use small, medium, and large.

Damn, vanity glasses?

Just like the King

I never order the small Or the large so it’s easy for me to remember grande so I just say grande. Plus it’s a fun word to say. Grande.

I say large latte made with whipping cream... every time. They repeat back venti latte breve blah blah blah, and I say whatever.

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I go to better coffee places, and they use small, medium, and large.

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I’ve tried to use their lingo, but I go there so infrequently I don’t remember what the sizes are. My trips usually end with the cashier asking me “small or medium?”

The drink I order doesn’t have coffee in it, so they probably aren’t expecting much from me anyway.