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Disney World Scooters

Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:54 pm
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
5974 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:54 pm
What is the deal with people without disabilities riding these hove-around scooters everywhere?

Not trying to be a dick, but If you can’t walk 15 miles around the parks, maybe Disney World isn’t the place for you.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118873 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:55 pm to
Original thread. Thanks for posting. Disney is trash.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17761 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:56 pm to
Who are you to judge muh disability.


Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
5974 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:56 pm to
People are lazy. These mfers wouldn’t have made it 5 miles on the Oregon Trail
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
26961 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:57 pm to
Wall-E was a glimpse into the future

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118873 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

These mfers wouldn’t have made it 5 miles on the Oregon Trail


Most scooter riders today, can't walk 5 feet.
Posted by DownSouthTiger
downsouth
Member since Jan 2005
2549 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:58 pm to
I am here now and told my wife yesterday it's funny how all the people on these scooters are always parked in shade eating an ice cream.
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

I am here now and told my wife yesterday it's funny how all the people on these scooters are always parked in shade eating an ice cream.

The last time I was there I saw two hippos double fisting fried turkey legs on scooters. It made me loathe fatties so much.
Posted by Babewinkelman
Member since Jan 2015
1258 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 4:02 pm to
And they don't have to charge them. They run off of Ketones
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9330 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

Wall-E was a glimpse into the future


Way ahead of it's time. From everything to the screens and sedentary lifestyles, to B&L (Amaz?), all the way to the name of the ship (Axiom - one of the definitions below)

quote:

A self-evident principle or one that is accepted as true without proof as the basis for argument; a postulate.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6539 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by jbraua
Oklahoma City, OK
Member since Oct 2007
6790 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 4:31 pm to
I feel like this is consistently among the top 10 internet complaints of the 21st Century.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6501 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 4:32 pm to
We are going to Disney next March, and I’m trying to get as fat as possible by then so I can get one of those scooters. Work smarter, not harder.
Posted by Tygerfan
Member since Jan 2004
33742 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Disney World


Found your first problem.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2960 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 4:50 pm to
Scooters, not just at Disney, are the bane of our society. They should make them push themselves around in a wheelchair if they are really handicapped. Being obese and lazy is not a handicap.
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
5694 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Not trying to be a dick


But you've succeeded!
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24337 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 4:54 pm to
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The last time I was there I saw two hippos double fisting fried turkey legs on scooters. It made me loathe fatties so much.


Why do people have to lie all the time on the internet?

I’m here now and the scooters haven’t been a problem this trip. Crowds have actually been really manageable. Seems like every a-hole Brit is here though. They’re some rude mofos.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
5974 posts
Posted on 7/27/22 at 8:09 pm to
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I’m here now and the scooters haven’t been a problem this trip.


This guy got on the bus today on a scooter who looked to be about as good of shape that I’m in. And I run all the time.

Going to Epcot tomorrow. If you see me in my LSU basketball shirt say what’s up baw
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